Random Adventure (18+)

Cheshire: *falls asleep on the bathroom floor with all of his children (except spike and Starlight(and Sophie who doesn't really counts anymore)) snuggled up to him*
Sophie: of course i did, Master. the foulness of the area was offensive to your beauty, even though you were still beautiful in the midst of all the squalor, of course. *cleans up the Cosmo mess without even looking at it (it becomes pristine immediately anyways)* I am honored that it pleases you now, though. *bows so low that her nose brushes the floor* I am happy to see my master pleased. *kneels next to Vincent, awaiting further commands*
Starlight: *hops onto Toby's shoulder* woof! woof! I'm a doggie! I'm a doggie, right, Toby-who-is-always-very-fluffy?
Loren: *seats Sakura on his lap whether she likes it or not*

Toby: yes ^^ let go eat hot dogs later ok ^^

Kaia: Rey rey rey look *puts rey hand to her wrist* my heart got faster when joey came

Will:

Vinent: anyways we should go soon

Rey: thats love for you kaia

cosmo: my panties wet (sumons white fairy) can you dry my panties please

joey: Cosmo you should of asked me first i brought a spare pair of panties for you (pulls a pair of pink panties out his bag and gives them to cosmo) i made sure i had these one side for you in case

Cosmo: wow i never thought about that thanks mama

white fairy: um yeah i can't really dry things (disapears)

Cosmo: oh ok (changes her panties and throws her wet ones one side that hits sasha and puts the dry ones) so your in love with my mama kaia

Joey: cosmo i'm starting wonder if someone droped cosmo on her head as a baby

Echo: will, will will (trying to wake will up)

Suneka: (on Will's tummy)
Starlight: yes! I love hotdogs! *starts doing a really poor impression of a dog's bark*
Cheshire: *picks his head up* Starlight, you're a disgrace.
Starlight: *sort of growl hisses at Cheshire* shut up, Cat!
Cheshire: ... wow, Starlight. *goes back to sleep with his other kittens*
Sophie: ... yes, Master. *grabs Intercom and holds it out to Vincent* if it pleases my Master?

Sasha: *notices cosmo panties on her head* yay a hat *does a little dance now that she has a hat*

Toby: hmmmmmmm.......you didnt do it right its more like a bark than a meow.....

Vincent: you can push the button if you want sophie

Kaia: Rey the book says that sex makes babies.....how *huggles cosmo* so that means ill be your big sister

Will: *wakes up* Echo? what exactly happened? its all a big blurr

Rey:(explains it all to kaia)

Cosmo: yayz a big sister

Joey: comes here cosmo for a minute

Cosmo: why

Joey: you need your hair brushed your hair is messed up and covered in sand still

Cosmo: oh that i was rolling around and making sand angels back at that beach (sits on joeys knee as joey sits on the floor and he brushes cosmos hair)

Joey: honeslty you'll have to be carful next time

Cosmo: sasha said it's run to roll in sand to i tried it

Echo: um you don't want to know will it really is best if you didn't know

Will: but i was really happy *doesnt remember WHY but he WAS really happy* maybe its becuse i was with Echo ^^

Sasha: *with her hat her hair is also all sandy and messy* cosmo wasnt rolling in the sand fun

Toby: *starts rolling on the floor to get an itch which would be easy to scratch as a human but as a dog would be impossible*

Kaia: Rey do you love kaia does your heart get faster when you see me?

rey: i do but like a daughter my heart doesn't beat fast but you'll understand someday

joey: ok done now try and not roll in dirt any more ok cosmo

cosmo: i'll try (skips off happliy to will

joey: kids can be a hand full cosmo is almost 15 and still think shes a dog girl at times

rey: it's ok joey we understand when kevin was a 15 he was still playing action men

kevin: mom

cosmo: hey daddy look what mamma put in my hair (points at the pink ribbon in her hair)

echo: awww joey sure came along way on being a good parent thats a nice ribbon you have cosmo yep will you where cause you where with me on the beach making sand castle (is lieing cause she didn't want will to know what really happened)

Will: its very cute cosmo ^^ ah that reminds me....i probably need to take more of my pills...where did they go

Sharon: Its true Kevin ^^ When will was 15 he still thought his stuffed animals were real too

Will:

Kaia: Rey how old am I Wait if i roll in the dirt that means joey will brush my hair right ummm....ummm.... *looks for some dirt to role in*

Sasha: hat hat hat Look joey i have a hat

rey: oh your 18 now kaia

joey: now i don't think you'd want to roll in dirt kaia but it you want me to brush your hair i can do it for you (sitting on the floor stil holding a brush) and if you want i can put this purple ribbon in your hair

rey: you'll grow into you age more soon kaia and you'll understand alot more

Kevin: why are moms embrassing

Echo: it's the way we are kevin right sharon, oh heres your pills will (shes got wills pill off santi some how)

rey: ooo i think i'll ring athrun (takes out her phone and rings athrun for a chat)

Kaia: yay *sits in joeys lab* will you make me look all pretty

Will: ah thanks echo ^^ I think maybe i took to many last time thats probably why its all a blurr.....*takes two of his pills*

Sharon: ah rey our kids grow up so fast

Sasha: Break i have a hat and you dont

TOby: daddy can i have a hat too

Starlight: *curls up on Toby's head* Now I AM a hat!
Cheshire:
Sophie: ...does master want me to press the button? ok... *everyone winds up in a shrine... to Vincent* tsk. this is far too shabby for my master. *cleans everything and somehow makes it... vincentier* there. Does master like it now?
Santi: *stands with a knife and a corpse in her hand, dripping blood on the floor* umm... *drops the corpse and stands in front of it, doing nothing to make it less visible*

Joey: sure but you all ready are pretty kaia (does kaia's hair and puts a purples ribbon in her hair)

Rey: yeah they do grow up fast

Cosmo: daddy are better now back at the beach i could hear you laughing none stop that all can tell you i don't know why you where laugh because i was rolling in sand at the time

mia: kaia has alot to learn huh ashe maybe 18 but she acts more like she 5

Rey: it should take awhile for her to grow into her origanal age her chain she had stopped her ageing soon she'll talk and act more like a 18 year old

Break: oh shut up sasha i don't care that you have a hat i have better ones back home plus what your wearing is not a hat there panties

Sasha: your just jealous

Vincent: what...is this

Kaia: look rey i have ribbons arent they pretty JOey did them for me

Will: yeah im alright

Kaia: Mia am i going to be your big sister

Mia: well iff you marry my dad then you'll be my mom then

Joey: mia can i talk to you for a minute

Mia: sure (goes to the other side of the room so kaia doesn't hear)

Joey: kaia is your real mom but you can't tell her that you see kaia was very evil and messed up that the white fairy locked her evilnesse away and turned her back into a baby so she has no memories of her past so don't mrntion any of this to kaia ok also chance i may not even marry kaia it depends if she matures at the min she still thinks like a child so it's too soon to mention marriege ok

mia: ok dad i'll keep quite

Joey and mia go back over to rey and kaia

Joey: sorry about that i had to talk to mia about something

Rey: it's ok, and kaia that bibbon makes you adorable

Break: and why would i be jelous or panties

Sasha: because YOU dont have a hat

Kaia: joey how do i look Do i look pretty

Vincent:

Toby: yay I have a hat too

joey: yeah you look very pretty

rey: awww anyways sahsa please don't annoy break he'll just get out of control again

Break: it's ok rey i'm going to igore her i seriously don't care that she's wearing panties on her head

Joey: so i over heard rey's been teaching you romance and stuff you won't have to worry i won't force you into it till your ready i'm not that type of guy, plus i know how girls feel after that time when will turned me into one back at this werid lab place ah i'm glad that happened cause i ahve such a wonderful daughter with my best friend but anyways i love you now kaia and that's not going to change

Break: kaia (whisper) guys like it when they get ther man bit touched see alicia she plays with vincent's bits all the time you should try it to joey some day

Rey: what are you doing break

Break: oh nothing just giving kaia some spieal romance tips

Alicia: (has her hand i vincent pants busy playing with his manhood)

Sophie: it is a temple of Master Vincent, of course. *VINCENT is watching Alicia and Vincent...from EVERY angle... including the ceiling (but not the floor)... O_o*
Santi: *drips on the floor some more*
Sophie: *wipes up the area around santi, then, as an after thought, wipes up Santi, too*
Cheshire: *huddles in a ball in terror*
Misa, Aiode, Aiolos: *sit on Cheshire*
Spike: *attacks a Vincent poster*
Sophie: *throws Spike in a cage*
Spike:
Sophie: we WILL respect our Lord in our Lord's house.
Loren: ... so now we all ascribe to Vincentism? Sorry, Soph, but I think you're the only true believer there.

Sasha: *attacks a vincent poster*

Vincent: ... *doesnt know weather to be honored or scared*

TOby: who is the lord

Kaia: hmmm.......*grabs joeys crotch* Like this break?

Sharon:

Break: yep thats right

Rey: (glares at break and goes over to him) what did you tell kaia

Break: i just told her the guys weak spot

Rey: but you made look like kaia is being forward well i guess she did learn something

Joey: what the (brings kaia into a gentle hug)

Break: told you joey would like that kaia if only rey still grabbed me there

Rey: i won't do that around others only where where alone

Alicia: oi sophie wanna feel vincents manhood i'll let you feel it for this one time

Sophie: *slams Sasha in the cage with Toby and Spike, defying laws of matter* I would love to, but only will if Master asks me to.
Santi: Vincent... is that a picture of your groin? *points* oh my god.... it IS
Picture: *is about thirty feet tall*
Santi: Vincent... is it that big ALL the time, or just when you're happy? *thinks this is Vincent's ACTUAL size*
Loren: *covers Sakura's eyes* Mine is bigger.
Santi: ... yeah. Right.
Spike:

Toby: whaz what did i do

Sasha: sasha is squished (and sitting on spike)

Vincent: What....the.....f*** *vincent goes with scared of this place*

Sharon: actually loren i think vincent is bigger

Kaia: did you like that Joey did it make you happy

Will: this place is really strange Echo

echo: no sharon will is bigger then vincent and loren sorry will i had to say that

joey: yeah i did i really love you kaia (hugs kaia still)

Rey: awww kaia and joey make such a cute couple

Break: ewww disguesting (sumons madhatter and destorys the big picture of vincent's manhood) that much better

Alicia: (falls on the ground falling a sleep as she's high on the smell in the area)

sakura: loren i wanted to look at the picture (grabs lorens crotch by accdent, or was it a accdent XD)

Loren: *does not notice* hmph. not anymore. *lo and behold... Loren's pants split!* ahh, crap. I guess they were too tight... *fixes his pants*
Sophie: BREAK!!!! *smashes break's face in with a laundry iron*
Spike: *starts dancing*
Cheshire: I cant find a crunch one...

WIll: *embarassed*

Sharon: though he isnt the biggest kevins manhood is the cutest

Toby: *is squished*

Sasha: *is the one squishing toby*

Vincent: *completely weirded out by this place* who has the remote?!?!

Kaia: yay i made joey happy