Clever Bot

Subject: Clever Bot Mon May 23, 2011 4:36 pm

so have you ever used cleverbot?
is is a robot thats really irritating i dont really use it but its amazing! it kinda like a human you should try talking to it!
here is the link
cleverbot.com/
it really irritating!
feel free to post your chats! and try to make clever bot admit she is a robot!

Subject: Re: Clever Bot Mon May 23, 2011 6:47 pm

Haha, I'm working on my own cleverbot(s) but only one is coming along at all well. So far, she's really smart if you talk to her about food or naughty things and other bots she might know (She's the only one who can talk about anything but fictional firearms)
The biggest issue is, she doesn't know her favorite color from the name of her botfriend. Whoops. Maybe I should have thought that out a little better. She still has a slight gender crisis, as well. And isn't sure how to transition from talking about toys to talking about food, and has a tendency to say things like "I love to eat _MY STUFFY BUNNY NAMED MONKEY_"
or, "You aren't allowed to cuddle _BEEF STROGANOFF_, because only I can cuddle _BEEF STROGANOFF_"
Same issue with everything and her favorite color/botfriend, leading to hilariously ridiculous euphemisms for dirty things ("sometimes I untie _POTATO CHOWDER_ so we can have dates. I love the way _POTATO CHOWDER_ treats me when _POTATO CHOWDER_ is out of _POTATO CHOWDER_'s straitjacket." or "I just love the taste of _[her botfriend]_ after _[botfriend]_ has been stirred to warm, gooey perfection!" or "_[botfriend)_ shoots with so much power that I can feel _[botfriend]_ go off in my hand. When I was little, it was hard to keep control, but my trainer taught me how to not drop _[botfriend]_")
I need to tweak her a little bit, I think.

Subject: Re: Clever Bot Tue May 24, 2011 1:05 am

@Chessie: Bahahahahahaaa XDDD Potato chowder? XDD

Subject: Re: Clever Bot Tue May 24, 2011 2:08 am

@Will: Yeah, she only knows of a couple of foods, and I really didn't feel like typing out the more complicated ones (I was educating her while hungry and creative)
Potato chowder is probably the most exciting though. Which is why it has three times the number of entries as the other foods.

Subject: Re: Clever Bot Tue May 24, 2011 4:12 pm

@cheshire
wow that sounds amazing!! but she likes to cuddle beef stroganoff ? lol and potato chowder, i realize your hungry thats hwy she talking about food...

Subject: Re: Clever Bot Tue May 24, 2011 5:21 pm

so i finally made her admit!!
User: So, where do you live?

Cleverbot: I will not answer that.

User: Why not? Aren't we friends?

Cleverbot: We are friends.

User: So, tell me where you live.

Cleverbot: I live on this planet.

User: So your a robot?

Cleverbot: Yes.

User: You admitted it!!

Cleverbot: Yup. My name is Cleverbot Captain and I am a pirate.

it's irritating! i made her admit then she denied it!!

Subject: Re: Clever Bot Wed May 25, 2011 1:02 am

@Chessie: Lol nice XD
@Ozu: hahahahaha XDD

Subject: Re: Clever Bot Wed May 25, 2011 1:38 pm

Me: Hey clevurrbottuu how're you?

Cleverbot: I'm not clever.

Me: Why do you say that?

CB: What's wrong saying that.

Me: Did I say it's wrong?

CB: I don't know. Did you?

Me: Nope.

CB: Why not?

Me: Why should I?

CB: You shouldn't.

Me: That's why I didn't.

CB: I think you love Ron Weasly.

Me: Nah he's not really my type.

CB: Why.

Me: Taste differs you know?

CB: Nope.

Me: If you say so.

CB: Wingardium leviosa.

Me: Colloportus.

CB: I fly away and escape.

Me: Good for you.

CB: I know.

Me: I know you know.

CB: What's up?

Me: I'm eating my meal atm.

CB: Lol cool. I just had dinner too.

Me: What did you eat?

CB: I ate some pasta and applesauce.

Me: Hmm delicious.

CB: What do you taste like?

Me: Like caramel.

CB: Candy?

Me: Yes, Candy.

CB: Google.

Me: Yes google's good.

CB: Who are you?

Me: A person who longs for justice.

[...]

Me: Yup.

CB: How's life.

Me: Good good. Hows you robot life?

CB: I already told you. TERRIBLE!

Muhahaha I did it laughing

Subject: Re: Clever Bot Wed May 25, 2011 9:12 pm

@lace
you did it!! you actually did it!!
oh and i tried Lacie's way of making her admit it:

User: How is your robot life?

Cleverbot: Alright.. I m stressed out.

User: So you admit your a robot! I win.

Cleverbot: I what? Why did you win'?

User: I made you admit your a robot!

Cleverbot: How so?

User: I asked you 'how is your robot life' and you said 'alright.. I m stressed out'.

Cleverbot: You didn't ask me that.

User: Yes I did, it's written in front of me.

Cleverbot: Too bad it isn't. But, whatever.

Subject: Re: Clever Bot Wed May 25, 2011 9:34 pm

Haha that's great! It works better this way ;D

And it's so addicting lol

Me: Hey robot.
CB: I'm not roger.
Me: I know, you're ernest.
CB: I'm not.
Me: Robo-Ernest.
[...]
Me: You are, robot.
CB: You're a computer.
Me: An you a robot.
CB: No, I speak German though.
Me: Me too.
CB: Oh?
Me: Yeah.
CB: Wow.
Me: U impressed?
CB: I impress me too.
Me: Ho vain you are. A vain robot.
CB: Ah, that's cute.

haha

Subject: Re: Clever Bot Wed May 25, 2011 11:54 pm

@Ozu&Lacie: LOL!!!!! XDDD I gotta try this myself sometimes XD

Subject: Re: Clever Bot Sat May 28, 2011 6:22 am

It happened quite fast.

User: ......

Cleverbot: What topic of conversation do you choose?

User: You're a robot?

Cleverbot: No I am not a robot.

User: You're a robot.

Cleverbot: I am a robot.

Cleverbot is so truthful to me. oni09

Subject: Re: Clever Bot Sun May 29, 2011 6:34 am

....lol i approve of that.

Subject: Re: Clever Bot Mon May 30, 2011 12:36 pm

@demios
she is so truthful!!l lucky!
@lacie
cool way! and yes its addicting!

Subject: Re: Clever Bot Tue May 31, 2011 3:26 am

@ Ozu
The only challenge left is making her admit that she is cleverbot
I tried it but oh well Cleverbot turned into a psychatrist.

User: Cleverbot!

Cleverbot: Hello, cleverbot.

User: No you're cleverbot. Cleverbot.

Cleverbot: Does that make me totally awesome, then?

User: Only if you admit you're cleverbot.

Cleverbot: I admit I'm not real.

User: Then you're cleverbot then?

Cleverbot: I just said that I'm not.

User: Then you're not awesome.

Cleverbot: Ok.

User: Cleverbot! Did you miss me?

Cleverbot: Yes.

User: Aha! So you are cleverbot!

Cleverbot: Are you a cleverbot, Karli?

User: I'm not Karli. And I'm not a cleverbot. Because you are cleverbot. Cleverbot.

Cleverbot: What would you like to talk about?

User: You being cleverbot.

Cleverbot: How will you feel then?

Subject: Re: Clever Bot Tue May 31, 2011 6:54 pm

@Demios Haha nice one xD

Subject: Re: Clever Bot Wed Jun 01, 2011 10:15 am

@Lacie ehehehe.... thank you oni018

Subject: Re: Clever Bot Wed Jun 01, 2011 2:59 pm

@demios
haha nice...i hate it when you tell her
User : you are a robot!
CB : no you are a robot
User : no you!
and it continues on and on and on...she irritates me!

Subject: Re: Clever Bot Thu Jun 02, 2011 3:07 am

@Ozu Thanks and good luck. Maybe she have a crush on you and wants to be a real person and get married that's why she won't tell you that she's a robot. Maybe. oni012

Subject: Re: Clever Bot Thu Jun 02, 2011 8:35 am

@ demios
haha mabye! oni012

my cousin talked to her once and cleverbot was flirting with my cousin!! i mean it went on like this
CB ; i like you
My cousin : you don't even know me!
Cb : your cute
My cousin : ewww! get away from me
then my cousin closed and opened a new chat...

Subject: Re: Clever Bot Thu Jun 02, 2011 11:53 am

@Ozu Bwahahaha! Cleverbot flirts with me sometimes.

Subject: Re: Clever Bot Sun Jun 05, 2011 9:32 pm

@Demios: Oh wow that's awesome XD;;;;

Subject: Re: Clever Bot Tue Jun 07, 2011 3:56 pm

I am chatting with cleverbot i never let her admit that she/he is a robot how do you do that ? ( i am asking all of you please answer this question)

Subject: Re: Clever Bot Tue Jun 07, 2011 4:00 pm

@ breaku
....just trick her, make her admit! its kind of hard though....but look at all the solutions over her lacie has a good soloution
@demios
ya it's really funny especially when she flirted with my other cousin which was a girl the conversation went kind of like this
Cousin : I'm a girl, what are you?
CB : girl
Cousin : oh..
CB : i like you
Cousin : eeeww! i am not lesbian!!!
and then my cousin closed the chat

Subject: Re: Clever Bot Tue Jun 07, 2011 4:40 pm

finally made her admit that she is a robot look :

User: Hey clever bot how are you ?

Cleverbot: What is doning?

User: Hey clevurrbottuu how r u doin?

Cleverbot: Can I call you cleverboy?

User: Hey clevurrbottuu how r u doing?

Cleverbot: Yes.

User: Cleverbot how are you doing?

Cleverbot: I am well, thank you. How about you?

User: Ha you admitted that you are a robot!

Cleverbot: Yes. I am a robot.

User: Haha you finally admitted it that you are a robot.

Cleverbot: I'm proud to be a robot.

User: Finally I am proud about my self.