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Subject: Shark Movies Fri Jul 01, 2011 8:51 am
Here we'll discuss Shark movies. To be honest Shark Movies dont really scare me. Maybes because they dont look realistic enough? Sure Jaws was considered scary back when it was released. But today.. It would make people Lol. As it looks so bad plus the fact if you watch the shark biting you can see its teeth bending.
Deep Blue Sea was more gruesome and all but it didn't scare me...
Maybes because i do like Sharks? It's a shame because of these movies sharks have a bad reputation since they are not what they are in the movies. sure they attack you but that's because they mistake you for their dinner.
Anyways what's th best and worst shark movie you seen?
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Subject: Re: Shark Movies Fri Jul 01, 2011 5:29 pm
Jaws: The Revenge... Unintentional hilarity at its worst. Suffers from stupidity such as Michael Caine being American (Wrong, just wrong) and shots of blood in the water, despite fact it has not bit anyone yet... And that the shark seemingly follows the victims ACROSS A FRIGGING CONTINENT to get them.
Would Sharktopus count? Though I havent seen it yet...
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Subject: Re: Shark Movies Fri Jul 01, 2011 7:06 pm
I doubt a Shark would follow people like that lol. And I remember hearing the Shark roar. And Im thinking Hoild on... since when do sharks roar? Lol
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Subject: Re: Shark Movies Fri Jul 01, 2011 9:17 pm
I forgot about the roar lol. Jaws 3D was meant to be awful too.
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Subject: Re: Shark Movies Sat Jul 02, 2011 7:01 am
"I'm Jaws hear me roar!!"
Anyways yea Jaws 3D is bad. So is a one called Malibu Shark Attack.
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Subject: Re: Shark Movies Sat Jul 02, 2011 11:02 am
Being a fan of bad movies... I seen Mega Shark Vs Giant Octopus.
A shark kills a plane... mid flight... Says it all.
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Subject: Re: Shark Movies Sat Jul 02, 2011 8:07 pm
I agree lol
I was like
"My god the shark has a super jump" XD
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Subject: Re: Shark Movies Sat Jul 02, 2011 8:42 pm
My thoughts?
"Someone has been playing too much Ecco the Dolphin."
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Subject: Re: Shark Movies Sun Jul 03, 2011 10:20 am
lol x3
I havnt watched the movie really or I tend to.. but just by watching the clip I loled cos Its sooooooooooooooooooooo bad
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Subject: Re: Shark Movies Sun Jul 03, 2011 12:20 pm
It also has the greatest pick up line in history lol, I cried when I heard it... Mr S**tcase has done a review of this masterpiece lol
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Subject: Re: Shark Movies Sun Jul 03, 2011 4:50 pm
I know theres gonna be a movie based on Steve Alten's book Meg
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Subject: Re: Shark Movies Tue Jul 05, 2011 2:31 pm
Heres some hilarious reviews on Jaws 3D and Jaws the Revenge contains swearing
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Subject: Re: Shark Movies Wed Jul 06, 2011 2:05 pm
I cried at 8:30 best use of Batman theme ever.
While we are on humourus reviews and with another strong language warning...
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Subject: Re: Shark Movies Mon Jul 11, 2011 12:50 pm
ManOfMysteryDLTN wrote:
Jaws: The Revenge... Unintentional hilarity at its worst. Suffers from stupidity such as Michael Caine being American (Wrong, just wrong) and shots of blood in the water, despite fact it has not bit anyone yet... And that the shark seemingly follows the victims ACROSS A FRIGGING CONTINENT to get them.
You saw the Nostalgia Critic review?
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Subject: Re: Shark Movies Mon Jul 11, 2011 1:46 pm
Of course dude It is horrible how they wrote the main character of the first 2 films out. One of the things the critic picked up that I didnt notice (I really wasnt paying attention to it I guess :S)
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Subject: Re: Shark Movies Mon Jul 11, 2011 6:48 pm
His review on Jaws 3D made me lol too
"my god Shes very very very very very slowly heading towards us. We got hours to escape... Hours!!"
Lol
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Subject: Re: Shark Movies Tue Jul 12, 2011 4:07 pm
Lol, ITS NOT ENOUGH TIME!!!!!!
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Subject: Re: Shark Movies Tue Jul 12, 2011 8:08 pm
I loled at that part cos the shark had no body movement at all. She wasn't swimming... She was floating!!? Eh? Lol
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Subject: Re: Shark Movies Tue Jul 12, 2011 8:49 pm
I personally loved the bit where the black guy in charge hired another black guy as he clearly realised being the only black guy in a low budget horror movie was a bad idea.
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Subject: Re: Shark Movies Tue Jul 12, 2011 8:51 pm
Lol x3 I like these reviews
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Subject: Re: Shark Movies Wed Jul 13, 2011 10:03 am
Its true, the black guy always gets it lol.
And I love the Critic and Mr S**tcase, humerous reviews are the way to go.
But back to the films, Shark Attack 3 and Jaws the revenge make me lol all the time, and Deep Blue Sea remains the only one I seen where the Black guy makes it in the end
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Subject: Re: Shark Movies Wed Jul 13, 2011 11:50 am
One shark in Deep blue Sea wanted his meal throughly cooked XD
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Subject: Re: Shark Movies Wed Jul 13, 2011 2:43 pm
Dont try and eat LL Cool J, he will blow you up for eating his bird.
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Subject: Re: Shark Movies Thu Jul 14, 2011 8:59 am
Yup XD
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Subject: Re: Shark Movies Sun Jun 17, 2012 10:41 am
But before long, shark films will turn out like this...
It is horrible how they wrote the main character of the first 2 films out. One of the things the critic picked up that I didnt notice (I really wasnt paying attention to it I guess :S)