Pirate Speak

This is funny!! Post anything in the box and It'll show ya it in pirate tounge XD

http://www.syddware.com/cgi-bin/pirate.pl

I used a chap from mine and Break's first Slayers fic

A sea dog says 't this way:
Akahana be startled by Xellos appearin' in fore o' th' lass' so suddenly that she yelled an' fell over. Th' lass' wee heart beat fast wi' fstarboard. She give a sigh "Please dont do that:" she spake as she clentched th' lass' chest. Xellos laughed

"Im sorry that I lily livered ye, but 't made ye look so cute tho" Akahana`s face sailed' red an' she cleared th' lass' throat. "I.. be seein'... well mr Xellos what can I do fer ye?"

Xellos smiled an' rubbed his hade "Well Ideally we ortin' ta let Zelgadis an' Amelia be havin' alone time so why nay ye wander around wi' me an' we`ll meet up wi' th' others later?" Akahana blinked at Xellos, Lina spake he be a bit odd an' all but Akahana didnt notice anythin' bad about th' lad's. Akahana rubbed th' lass' hade in thought she then give a nod.

"Arrr then I`ll follow ye 'ere ereyou go"

Lina an' Gourry had the'r stomachs stuffed an' they patted them happily. They wandered in t' th' cafe 'ere Zelgadis an' Amelia be havin' some grog. "Ahoy guys" spake Lina happily. "Oh ahoy Miss Lina, Mr Gourry" spake Amelia cheerrfully. Zelgadis didnt say anythin'. He jus' continued t' be havin' his grog. Gourry looked around "Ahoy guys wheres Akahana" Lina looked around too

"Ye guys ye port Akahana alone???!!" yelled Lina. Zelgadis sweatdropped "Now look dont blame 't on us, She be starboard behind us till Xellos showed up"

Gourry thought So what ye saythin' be..... that shes wi' Xellos?" Lina thought about 't "Arrr now thats creepy. Normally Xellos likes t' do his own thin' but this time he has Akahana wi' th' lad's?" Amelia cried wi' panic. "That.... that mean mr Xellos!!!! I bet hes makin' Akahana`s life so misrable."

Gourry give another thought. "Nay nay I dont think Xellos would go that far. I know hes a monster an' all but I dont think he would wanna harm th' lass' in any way. " Lina smiled "Yea ye be starboard about that. Anyways lets go an' look fer them"

"oooooooooooooooooooooooh" spake Gourry gettin' a silly thought. "What?" asked Lina, Gourry smirked "Xellos an' Akahana sittin' in a tree......" Zelgadis bonked th' lad's on th' hade. "Dont ye erepair th' lass' up wi' that creep"

Xellos an' Akahana be walkin' through th' town. They both talked, laughed an' joked about things, 't would seem th' two be gettin' quite chumy.Akahana continued t' keel haul by Xellos` side, "Say Xellos..." spake Akahana as they keel hauled. "Hmm?" Xellos eyeballed th' lass' "What be 't?" Akahana give a sigh an' rubbed th' lass' hade "Ye be a monster arnt ye?" Xellos smiled an' then give a yo ho ho

"Oh... does that bother ye?" he asked an' rubbed his hade. Akahana give a wee yo ho ho "Oh nay nay at all.Its jus'... I nerebeen shipmates wi' a monster before..." Xellos give a ;yo ho ho "Thats very understandin'... An' I be havin' neremet a girl as cute as ye before." That did 't... Akahana`s sailed' so red an' th' lass' hade felt light. 't felt like she be gonna pass ou' wi' embarssment, But somethin' caught Akahana`s eye. A flyer in th' port hole.

"Oh interestin'..." spake Akahana wi' a smile.

"What be 't?" asked Xellos. Akahana read ou' th' flyer "Today only, battle o' th' voices. A singin' contest be held at th' market place at 6pm tonight.Th' 1st 2nd an' 3rd winners will all win top Treasure prizes. T' enter please sign up at th' town hall."

Akahana grinned "This be awesome!! This`ll be great fer travellin' treasure." she cried happily. "Come on Xellos! Im gonna sign up fer this" Xellos stared at his matey an' he jus' smiled. "Ah... I wonder if Miss Lina has seen th' flyer also."



So Akahana ran t' get sign up fer th' contest. She had a feelin' that she wont sin' very well an' she might get shy. But she wanted t' earn some treasure

High above on a buildin' a wee hooded figure stared down watchin' Akahana`s ever' move. By th' shape o' th' hood be in 't looked like th' figure had huge bat like ears. 't be a Man Beast who be a bat. He spreaded his wings an' sighed

"So... after all these voyages... shes doin' well I be seein'.. I better inform master" In a flash he disappeared

AHAR! I be out tweakin me facebook setting and i be finding Pirate in the language settings me hearties...

No seriously

lol XD