Random Adventure (18+)

Cheshire: *claps his paws* YES! YES IT IS! *clears throat* I mean, erm, yeah.. it's tasty... I'll show you if you want!
Suneka: *bothering Break's kitty form now that the mousie is given to her human*
Santi: *giggles and tickles vincent... ties a big blue bow around his neck* now the mousie matches me and Sunny! I'm going to keep him in a little tank with a wheel and tiubes and a house and one of those little bottles that mice drink out of and he will be my friend forever and forever *doesn't really get that Vincent is a PERSON, not a mouse. It's questionable as to whether or not she'd CARE if she was told this*
*Takes a handbasket with a cover out of her cleavage and puts Vincent in the basket. Locks the basket and puts it back into her cleavage*
Now the mousie is safe!
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Santi's cleavage compartment has plenty of air in it. don't worry about Vincent suffocating. there's a lot of space and oxygen in there.

Cheshire: *laughing*
Santi: *stunned by Cheshire*

Cheshire: *a little stone hut appears nearby. there are no windows. the hut is a fortress*
Santi: *ish stunned by Cheshire*

Alice: ... Okay. Show me.

Lotti: *not paying attention to Alice* No!! Vincent! Nooooo!!!! MASTERRRRR!!!!

Intercom: :^^;

Cheshire: *picks Alice up and runs into the hut with her, laughing all the way. locks the door*
Santi: *done being shocked* well good for him, he really needs to go get some...
Suneka: *grooming Break's cat form, whether he likes it or not*

Dinah: *pounces on box that Vincent is in*

Snowdrop: *tries to open box w/ Dinah*

Ada: ALICE!!!!!!!

Alice: NOOOOOOO!!!!!!!!!! NOOOOOOOO!!!!!!!!! *runs out screaming* NOOOO!!! STOP TAKING MY CLOTHES OFF YOU IDIOT... IDIOT.... IDIOT CAT!!

Intercom: Uhm... here. I HAVE THE SOLUTION!! *poofs Break and Vincent back to normal* *poofs again*
-everyone is dropped into another world-

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Using my uncannily accurate 'what is Alice thinking' sense, I can tell you that we are in hetalia land
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Cheshire: *is stuck partially naked and holding Alice's skirt in the open, looking very heartbroken*
Santi: *feels raped by Vincent, who is faceplanted into her cleavage compartment. Likes to feel raped. Notices that Vincent's clothes did not join him when he took back his regular species. Enjoys veiw of Vincent and Break and Cheshire. Decides that none of them look particularly bad when unrobed.*
Cheshire: but... but.. you asked me to show you!!! *meekly sits down next to Alice and grooms his paws sadly.*
Santi: *hides the magic wand in her cleavage compartment and strokes Vincents hair, wondering why he chose her bosom over his wife's*
Suneka: *still giving Break all sorts of kitty love (except the kind that Chessie was just giving Alice), even if he's no longer a kitty *

A man with wavy blond hair walks up wearing only a censory rose.

Tanzu: who the hell r u??? AND PUT SOME CLOTHES ON DAMMIT!!!!!!!

Ada: ................... *faints*

Tanzu: Ada!!!!!!!

A guy w/ black hair walks up and helps Tanzu prop up Ada against a chair.

Tanzu: who r u???

???: ...................

and a blonde guy walks up after the black haired guy

Tanzu: u have caterpillar eyebrows...........

Alice: UWAHHHHHHH!!!! YOU'RE GOING TO DIE FOR THAT, STUPID CAT!! *falls over* But later... it's too much work to fight right now.

Italy: Uwaahhhhhh, Doitsu Doitsu! Who are these people? Why aren't any of them wearing clothes?

America: ... That's strange. But... THEY CANNOT MATCH MY AWESOMENESS!

Canda: Alfred! No! *stops him*

America: But I'm the hero!

Canad: Too bad. Are- are they related to France?

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okay, the US part is a bit OOC, but I couldn't resist.

Vincent: *quickly puts some clothing on* that cat had me in its mouth (poor vincent has bite marks on his back now from where the cat was biting him) Whats this? *takes the blue bow that santi tied out of his hair*

Kaia: Ne Ne *to santi* my mom is going to kill you for putting my dad in between your breasts

Will: *covers chelseas eyes* Break please put some clothing on!! there are children here

Rolan: *pulls on italys little string of hair thats always sticking out* These guys are annoying

joey wakes up: where are we

kevin: about time you woke up joey

break puts clotes on fast

break; it couldn't off ben that bad for chelsea to see me naked shes she many guys naked right, she used to find joey gay magazines under his bed and saw loads of naked men in that

chelsea: but that was a accdent break i was playing hide and seek with sasha that time and thats when i found them i didn't know they werte naughty plus i was only 8 when that happened

Joey: now i'm in trouble again that was my secret chelsea i didn't want any one to know i look at gay magazines

Lotti: You look at gay magazines? Really?

Italy: *shudders* Ooo-ooohh, don't pull on that...

US: Who are you guys? Oooh! Are you new nations?!

Canada: Shhhhh! Don't mention that, Alfred!

Alice: *puts clothes back on* That cat... that cat... Santi? Kaia? Will- will you hurt Cheshire? I'm too tired right now...

Will: Chelseas seen that kind of image

Kaia: HAHAHAHAHAHA JOEY YOUR SUCH A LOSER!!!!!! *boob-hugs him*

Vincent:

Rolan: so my mommy loves my daddy after all

Kaia: no I only love will i just love tormenting him because hes such a LOSER! *hugs him tighter so he cant breathe*

Santi: *is wondering why... WHY IS THE BLONDE GUY IN HER CLEAVAGE COMPARTMENT??!*
France: *nuzzle, nuzzle*
Santi: *shrugs and pets France*
Cheshire: *hiding from Alice...behind Alice* please don't hurt me... I only wanted to make you happy! *starts to groom Alice's leg apologetically and hands her her skirt back*
Suneka: *stops weaving between Break's legs and goes to play with Snowdrop*


*Prussia and Spain come up behind Santi and wonder who she is to have France nuzzling her cleavage*
Prussia: who are you?
Spain: *joins the party of naked*
Prussia: *ogling the sheer mass of Santi's jiggly bits*
Russia: *comes out of nowhere and wonders if Santi or the ukraine has bigger jiggly bits*


Cheshire: *notices and runs off with Belarus*

Joey trys to push kaia off him panicing and gasping for air

Kevin: she picks on him cause he's not into women and the fact he's scared of women on girl he get's along with is his mother and chelsea it's your mothers fault for making your dad like this so scared

Chelsea: sorry daddy i didn't mean to look when i saw the first page i closed it, it really scared me

Joey: (still struggleing) it's true will, i found chelsea hiding in my dresser pale as a sheet, i had to hide my magazine else were after that (is still struggleing) let me go all ready

Alicia: (on cloud nine after sheing vincent dress up)

Lotti: He's... He's your COUSIN, Kaia! You do realize that that is WRONG?!

Intercom: No, she doesn't.

Italy: So? Is that wrong? Korea reallly loves China and Japan, and they're brothers!!

Lotti: ...wha?

Italy: *nods* yep! He grabs their boobs all the time, and shouts "China's breasts belong to me!"

Lotti: ... I thought you said they were brothers?

Italy: Yes... they are...

Lotti: o.0

Vincent: *puts his arms around alicia* I want to leave here soon Alicia.

Kaia: no your just too much fun ^^ and I know you enjoy this ^^ if i get you drunk enough then you tell me you love me ^^ *smothers him more*

Will: its ok chelsea.... I just cant say i expected joey to have that kind of stuff......Ah! Sasha didnt see it too did she

Vincent: your stupid dog would know what to do with that kind of stuff anyways

Will: you make it sound like sasha has no feelings

Santi: *conspicuously absent*
Cheshire: *also conspicuously absent*

France: *conspicuously not buried in Sant\'s cleavage compartment*
Russia: *looking off into the distance*
Spain: *NAKED!!*

Suneka: *grooms Snowdrop*

Italy: Doitsu, Doitsu! Why did Spain-nee-san take his clothes off? * take shirt off* Should we do that too?

Lotti: WHY IS EVERYONE NAKED?! THIS IS IDIOTIC!

Alice: *recovers* Okay, I'm fine now.. that... that that cat is gone.

Poland: Like, why did they randomly fall into our conference? It's totally weird! *twirls his hair*

Suneka: *bats at Snowdrop's tail*

Germany: *does not notice Italy's strip tease until it's too late...* uhh-WAHH??
Uhhh... I don't think we have to take our clothes off... but i guess we can...
France: No, you have to take your clothes off. you too, Poland! And you, Pruss- Prussia? Where did Prussia go?
Russia: staring off into the distance
Germany: fine... if I must...
France: *whips out the camera*

Santi: *reappears, panting and buttoning her coat up frantically. her hair looks like it got stuck in a jetstream and her clothes are wrinkled. She stands next to Russia, trying to hide next to his bulk, but her skirts cannot be hidden even by him*

Russia: *looks blankly at Santi*

Cheshire: *still conspicuously absent*

Japan: You are all way too loud.....

Ada: *in her head* that's wat I thought

England: Good point Feliciano, y are they not dressed?!?!?!? *is mentally disturbed*

Tanzu: It's a long story.......

Ada: I refuse to b the person to tell them.

Tanzu: The guy w/ the white and purple outfit, who is eating candy is named Break. The guy in the black dress-like clothing is Vincent, don't go near him when he has scissors. the blonde one w/ red eyes is Kaia. This girl next to me is Ada, she is my friend from school, and I am Tanzu. The cat-like person is Cheshire, or as we call him Chessie. By the way if u were girls I would have told u to stay away from him, but ur not.
okkkk let's see, the girl w/ long brown hair ad is being licke by Chessie is Alice.

Ada: CHESSIE STOP THAT!!!!! *whacks cat on the head* Bad kitty!!!

Tanzu: ................ Anyway, the girl w/ the um *cough* reveling outfit is Santi, I suggest u stay away from her........... Then the girl w/ pink hair is Lotti. And that's intercom next to her. The mean looking kid is rolan, and I suggest u don't try and talk to him cause Santi has a liking for him and don't get in her way. Gil, the guy w/ black hair, has disapeared. The girl w/ the blue outfit and white hair is Echo. Sharon is the girl in the long pink dress w/ the long hair. There is a boy w/ blonde hair and a red tie. Then the girl over there w/ white hair and antenna sticking out of her head is alicia. Then if u look in the corner of the room on the table over there, that plant sitting on the table is sushi, Gil's wife........
Then his kid is Clara who is thought to b part plant and she has black hair. We dont know where she is right now, but if u hear "dad stop watering me!!!!!" then that's Clara. The boy over there w/ the white hair and eyes like Sharon's is Will. By the way Alicia's twin is Kevin, who looks almost the same (hence twin) but doesn't have antenna. The guy w/ the glasses and light brown hair is Reim.

*takes giant breath*

And then Joey is the son of Reim and Clara and he is over there. *points* Also, Rolan is the son of Joey and Kaia. But Kaia has ditched him in an orphanage. The cute little girl over there is Chelsea, she is the daughter of Will and Kaia. Then there's the cats, I'll let Ada explain them.
*is out of breath*

Ada: Ummmm ok? I have two cats, the black one is Dinah and Snowdrop is the white one. Then the cat w/ light brown fur and dark brown spots is Suneka.

Tanzu: I think that about wraps it up

Santi: *sneaks away with Russia (how they got away unseen when Russia is like, three feet taller than anyone else is a mystery)*
Cheshire: *ish not here, but is very confused as to how he got hit on the head. whatever. it hurt anyways*
Suneka: *is playing with Snowdrop and has completely forgotten about Break the Cat*

Joey: do you have to take your clothes off in front of two little kids (covers rolans eyes) where leaveing

Echo: joey has a point chelsea lets go

Chelsea: ok but i don't like rolan he hurts me

Kaia: But Joey im not done smothering you yet plus dont you LIKE looking at naked guys? *smothers him*

Rolan: GET OFF ME I CANT SEE

Will: *to sasha* you have feelings right

Sharon: I think weve had enough of this dimention *presses the button and they end up in the candy factory again*

Kaia: YAY i love this place *still not letting go of joey*