Random Adventure (18+)

Vincent: *shoots santi in her lung* (yes he can use a gun as a toddler, its vincent)

Rolan: thats right ^^ *huggles cosmo* your such a good little girl ^^ can you say murder?

Will: what do i do? *panicing*

Sharon: Rey always did faint at the sight of blood...... Break your........little...

Sasha: what is gay? *still has nothing on clothing wise* *goes up to jerry* what does gay mean??

Kaia: yay new friends ^^ *hugs break cause vincent has a gun*

Santi: *finally passes out from blood loss*
Cheshire: *curses and curls up in pain*
Sophie: LOREN!!!!!!
Loren: *makes break and vincent into boneless babies*
Sophie: oh, loren... that's disgusting.
loren: fine. *gives back all the bones except for leg and arm bones*
Spike: Human, are people always like this? this is fun to watch.
Suneka: *swats at Vincent because he's messing with her human and pridemate*

Break: (throws vincents sissors at santis head stabbing her a little)

Kevin: cheshire what should we do we need to stop this madness, ah sharon use equas and spearate them so this fighting will stop

Cosmo: mama (points to joey)

Jerry: gay why do you want to know that for, its when two men date each other

Sharon: one second *hits loren slightly so he gives vincent and beak theyre bones back but are still in toddler form* *uses eques to teleport break vincent kevin rey kaia and alicia somewhere else* Have a safe trip ^^

Sasha: thank you ^^ Joey Your gay!!!! gay gay gay gay gay ^^ *doesnt get it could be used as an insult*

Will: Sasha dont say that!!!

Sharon: Now loren did you really have to do that to break......i mean he didnt desreve that.....

Rolan: *gives spike a tummy rub* Ne spike, im bored.

Loren: *rubs where sharon hit him* ow.. sorry miss Sharon, I forgot i was manipulating both... only meant to take vincent's.
Sophie; *doesn't want anything to do with this issue*
Cheshire: *making sounds like he's dying... which, come to think of it, he is... sort of*
Santi:
Spike: mmmmm... human? would you like me to attack the other human? the one with all the attackable hair? *making a big effort to speak human*

Kevin: we need to get alicia and santi healed but how

cosmo crawls over to santi and pees on her O__o

Luna: ahhhh cosmo you can't doooo that sasha your bad habit rubbed onto cosmo

chelsea: (picks break up whos sucking on his toes ) um yeah loren how long are they going to be babyies for

Sasha: good girl cosmo now you growl and then go over to your master and ask to be pet ^^

Vincent: *points the gun at break* *desides not to shoot it and instead sticks it in his mouth*

Rolan: why would you do that como?

Sharon: Kevin should we take them to a hospital? what should we do?

Santi:
Cheshire: ew. someone other than me will be dealing with her from here on out. *backs away from the filth*
Suneka: *cleans herself in the presence of dirt*
Loren: ... *shrugs*
Sophie: *rubs her head tenderly* Miss sharon... why did you hit us? that really hurt...
Spike: Human! hold on, human! I'll be right back! the tummy rubber peed on the nice lady with the catnip... I have to get revenge! *lopes over to Alicia and sprays on her thoroughly, then lopes back to Rolan* human! I'm finished with my errand! you may either play with me or rub my tummy now!

Break: lolly, lolly, looly LOLLY!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! (hits chelsea with a lolly stick)

Cosmo: POTTY!!! (points at santi and alicia)

Luna: Sasha are you teaching cosmo dog

Kevin: yeah i think we should but there bother in really bad shape so i have a idea we'll take them to the healing hot spring that heals there wounds with in minutes #

Rey gets up picking kaia up

Rey: my head hurts where did break go

Kaia: *all excited because break said "lolly"* Can I have a lolly to rey

Sasha: *licks cosmo for her good work*

Vincent: *still chewing on his gun*

Will: Break dont hit chelsea!!! I wonder if you can even understand me....

Sharon: thats a great idea just where is it

Rolan: your a bossy cat

Spike: no I'm not! am i? I can't be! mom's much bossier than I am...
Cheshire: Santi's Kitten, you don't own a cat. a cat owns you.
Spike: see? my idiot dad understands!
Cheshire: HEY!! I'm not an idiot, kitten! (isn't sure which kitten he's talking to)
Spike: yes, you are, dad...
Cheshire: NO I'M NOT!
Santi:
Sophie: someone! it's rude to just leave people alone to die and not try to get them medical attention!
Loren: *kind of wants to shut his mistress up* ... *hates his job*

break: (throws lolly sick at will)

rey: noooooooooooooooooooooo not break (gives kaia another lollypop)

joey gets up

joey: hm where is cosmo

Cosmo: grrrrrrr grrrrrrr grrrrrrr (growling at a tree)

kevin teleports everyone to the healing spring and pushes both alicia and santi into the spring

kevin: they'll be fine soon

reim trip and rips vincents diaper off also farting in his face

Vincent: *stops chewing on his gun and shoots reim with it just nicking his heart, forcing him to fall backwards into the healing spring* *goes back to chewing on the gun*

Sasha: *huggles cosmo and licks her* Now if your really good then master will give you hot dogs ^^

Will: Break dont do that its not nice to other people

Rolan: *just kinda watches the cats fight* *bored*

Kaia: yay lolly ^^ *eats the lollypop* I love you rey ^^

Santi: *is drowning... the only part of her that floats is her bosom... and it is... but the rest of her sank*
Cheshire: *watching Santi, but makes no move to help her* Is it sick that I'm oogling my human?
Spike: *looks at Rolan* well, I wouldn't want to oogle MINE, but dad... you're always a little twisted. *bored with bickering with his father* Human! want to play? *bats gently at Rolan's cheek with no claws out* I like you, human!
Sophie: everyone! it's rude to allow people to drown!
Santi: *splutters and starts treading water* why am I wet??
Loren: *is turning passing birds into small steaming meals*

Alicia get up almost drowning

Alicia: DAMIT I CAN'T SWIM WHO DUMBED ME IN HERE

Kevin; wow why can't both be gratefull we pushed you both into the healing water cause you both were injured almsot died

Alicia: WHAT so that wasn't a dream santi really did injure me and i went to heaven

luna: alicia i have no idea what to say to this

cosmo: what next on training what do i learn next master sasha

chelsea: dad we have a probelm with cosmo

echo:

Vincent: *points his gun at break* BANG BANG BANG (making sound effects and not actually shooting)

Sasha: Thats really enough for now lets take a break *drinks from the healing springs*

Will: what problem chelsea?

Kaia: rey....*kinda look away from her* if your not busy........can we play a game together sometime I mean i dont want to bother you.....

Sophie: Kaia.. you're onto something... I'm bored too. Loren, what's a ladylike game?
Loren: *looks up like a deer in headlights, wolfing down part of a bird with his fingers* ...
Sophie: LOREN! that's disgusting! and improper!
Cheshire: *hides the bird he's eating*
Santi: *hauls herself out of the water* did anyone grab my clothes?
Cheshire: No, i actually made sure no one brought your clothes. you'll have to go naked. *seems very unconcerned by this*
Santi: Right.
Vorpal: *goes off accidentally in Santi's CC, grazing Santi and lodging in Alicia's lung*
Santi: AIIYEE!! *grabs herself* he11!! that hurt!! mmm... *smiles and sinks a little, then stands up and stitches her skin back together* fine. I'll have to make myself something... where is my fabric? *pulls out a couple yards of sheer white fabric and makes a tunic out of it and a belt* ahh... I'm far too covered up...
Cheshire: let me help you with that, then. *splashes Santi*
Santi: still too covered... *cuts the skirt short and the neckline low*
Cheshire: Santi, you've made no progress towards being clothed.
Sophie: Vittoria, that is completely unladylike!
Loren:

Alicia just sits in the healing spring in a bad mood after noticing vincent is a toddler again

Alicia: ah what is up with people turning my husband into a toddler

Break: (kicks vincnet in the winky) hahahaha (steels vincents gun putting it in his diaper)

Kevin: hey laren when will vincent and my dad turn back to adults

reim: ack that brat almost killed me

joey: wait sasha your teaching cosmo dog

cosmo: santi and alicia are potty sasha said i had to pee on them when i need to go

Vincent: *takes a pair of scissors and stabs break in both his hands so he cant move and takes his gun back* *shoots reim in his lung again knocking him over into the hot springs* *vincent then chews on his gun more*

Sasha: cosmo is a puppy

Kais: Rey my head hurts

Will: Alicia santi are you both alright?

Rolan: *gives spike attention* *still bored*

reim; ack the brat tried to kill me again

break: (growls at vincent)

alicia pulls the scissors out breaks hands andpulls him into the healing spring with her)

Break: ALICIA (snuggles into alicia's chest as his hands heal)

Alicia: can't believe my dad's a toddler too

Joey: No sasha cosmo isn't a puppy shes a toddler, Will cosmo think shes a puppy (faints from shock)

Cosmo: mama, mama (runs over to joey: i did i do something wrong

Will: Sasha cosmo is a human.....and humans are different than dogs....that means she cant pee on other human s ok

Sasha: Are you sure

Will: yes im sure

Sasha: what if she isnt

Will:

Vincent: *takes his scissors back* *shoots reim a 3rd time nearly fatally and goes back to chewing on his gun*

Sharon: I think vincent is out to get you reim

Alicia: vincent please don't chew on that gun you'll hurt your self

Break: (splashes reim)

reim: i hate kids

Echo: hey cosmo i'll show you how to use a toilet when we leave the healing spring

cosmo: sasha said a toilet is for drinking out of well she said hospital toilets is a big no no no

kevin: sasha how about we buy a puppy for you ok cosmo should be learning humen stuff cauyse shes humen

rey: (gives kaia another lolly pop and puts her in the healing spring) this should help you headach kaia

Loren: I don't know. I'm under Miss Sophie's orders. *goes back to watching santi*
Sophie: *hiding behind a fan*
Spike: Human? will you train me to attack humans? my attacks on hair-human's hair aren't effective enough.
Santi: *posing suggestively for anyone who cares to pay attention* I'm perfectly fine!
Santi's jiggly bits: *threaten to bounce out of the thin dress*
Cheshire: Santi, put clothes on... or go somewhere private... my son is here and I don't want him seeing this.
Loren: If you go somewhere private, I'll come and tend your needs.
Cheshire: *looks at Loren in irritation* I will as well.. to protect you from five year old perverts.

Sasha: No dont do it cosmo Toilets are evil!!!!! *hugs cosmo tight* They make you really sick and then scary people put a thing down your throat and it hurts alot and then your stuck in a room and you cant go outside forever Ill protect you from them cosmo

Rolan: sure *leaves to go teach spike in private*

Vincent: *looks up at alicia* *doesnt want to give his gun away to anyone so he turns around with the gun in his mouth* *the trigger somehow got caught and goes off into poor little vincents head*

Kaia: Why does my head hurt rey Why doesnt it like me *eats her lolly*

Sharon: we deffinitly need to get sasha a puppy

Alicia (puts break down and pulls vincent into healing spring putting him under water for the water to do it's work)

Rey: ok kaia hold your breath a minute (pushes kaia under the water to see if it works)

one minutes later

Rey picks kaia up

rey: sorry about that, hows your head doing now

cosmo drinks from the healing sping like a dog

Alicia picks vincent up

Alicia: that was close he's healed i was scared for a minute there