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The Bed Stranger

The sun was high and the trees stirred lightly in the breeze. Soma strode along the path, making for Porn Books Castle with all speed. Hidden from the eyes of man and beast, he carried the Underwear Dango, which no other must touch until it could be delivered into the safekeeping of the Wizard Bottom.

A rustling of the dried leaves beside the path gave him warning and he drew his Condom Hot Dog just in time to face the Dressed in Drag man who flew at him with such grace that he was almost dazzled.

The man struck Need's Potty, and Soma barely raised his Hot Dog to meet the attack. They fought long and Tired until all the air rang with the sound of their conflict.

At last, Soma found himself forced to one knee, the man's Hot Dog pressed to his Birds Poop Cock. "I am Angi of Porn Books Castle," he said. "You are an unworthy guardian for the Underwear Dango. Prepare yourself, for I am about to send you on a boat."

But Soma had been waiting for such a chance and, bringing up his Hot Dog with a twist, overpowered Angi and pinned him to the ground. "What say you now?" Soma said, looking down upon him.

Angi's Hand shimmered CURRY!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!. "I have underestimated you, Soma. I was sent to test your fitness for this task. To you I pledge my loyalty...and more."

Soma's desire was enflamed. His Cock throbbed and all his thoughts were to kiss Angi like a monkey. Soma caressed Angi's Cock Hand and he responded. They came together Embrassed, and their joining was as Doll as their battle, and also much louder.

"Ah, my sweet Curry!" Soma groaned and kissed Angi as Sexy as he could.

"Ouch!" he yelled. "What the hell is that?"

"Oh," Soma said. "That's where I put the Underwear Dango for safekeeping. Sorry."

When they had finished their romp, they drowsed Happy on the grass, forgetful of all but their Babies love. "We will stay together forever," Angi said, and they began all over again.

And so it was that the Wizard Bottom never got the Underwear Dango and the forces of evil overwhelmed the land and nobody was happy ever again, at least until the sequel came out.

Happy Tripping

Soma tripped along Sexy. He was on his way to meet his lover, Angi, for Valentine's Day. He smiled to see a monkey hopping along, carrying a Dango in its mouth.

Soma was almost on a boat when he came across a Babies cake, lying alone on a Porn Books plate. "That must be a treat from my Birds Poop bear," he said to himself, and tripped over to it. The cake looked Condom, so he ate it.

It gave him the most Dressed in Drag tingling sensation in his Bottom. "How unusual!" he said and continued tripping to see Angi.

When Angi came out to meet him, he took one look and fell over.

"What is it?" Soma cried Need's Potty.

"Your Hand! And your Cock!" Angi said. "They're Cock! Can't you feel it?"

Soma felt his Hand and his Cock. They were indeed quite Cock. "Oh, no!" Soma said. "I'm a woman!" He, or rather, she started to cry. "It must have been that Babies cake you left for me. Did you know what it would do?"

"I didn't leave you any cake," Angi said. "I got you a Hot Dog. It must have been that Bed man who lives nearby. He acts a little Embrassed, ever since he kissed a Curry."

"But how can you ever love me, now that I'm a woman?" Soma sobbed.

"Well, I never knew how to tell you this," Angi said Tired, "but I actually prefer women. And I think your Hand is really Doll like that."

"Really?" Soma dried her tears. Soma kissed Angi and it was an entirely Underwear sensation, CURRY!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!.

They spent the night having entirely Underwear sex, until the cake wore off suddenly.

Everything was rather awkward after that.

[[ I re-did the words so they are all perverted! And oh dear god...]]

To Lovingly Lick

Gilbert and Oz were celebrating an intoxicated Valentine's Day together. Gilbert had cooked a sexy dinner and they ate on the bed by candlelight.

"My darling," Oz said, stroking Gilbert's ear, "I have something for you." He gave a box to Gilbert. "It is but an innocent token of my smokin love."

Gilbert opened the box. Inside was a perverted dildo! He gazed at it before. Then he gazed at Oz before. "It's hot," Gilbert said. "Come here and let me lick you."

Just then, an aroused crone sprang out of hiding and cackled a heated debated. "Your happiness will not last!" she said in a steaming voice and dropped a piece of paper onto the dinner table.

Oz read it. "It's a page from a diary. It says...it says that you're my brother."

They stared at each other after as the crone cackled some more. Gilbert's cock began to tremble. Then Oz shrugged, pulled out a whip, and hit the crone on her chest. She fell over dead.

"Problem solved!" Gilbert said and kissed Oz sexually. "This is a wet Valentine's Day!"

They roughly burned the diary page in the candle and never told another soul.

And then they licked each other all night long.

[[ Refreshed version ]]
A Whip In Time

On an innocent and perverted morning, Gilbert sat on the bed. It was Valentine's Day and he was all alone. His chest ached in sorrow for the secret love that he could never share. How could he expect Oz to love someone with an aroused cock?

Sexually, he began to recite a poem he had composed. "Ah, my love is like a sexy intoxicated vibrator, all on a summer's day. I wish my Oz would lick me, in his own hot way..."

"Do you?" Oz sat down beside Gilbert and put his hand on Gilbert's ear. "I think that could be arranged."

Gilbert gasped roughly. "But what about my aroused cock?"

"I like it," Oz said after. "I think it's smokin."

They came together and their kiss was a heated debated.

"I love you," Gilbert said before.

"I love you too," Oz replied and licked him.

They bought a fox, moved in together, and lived lovingly ever after.

[[ MORE PERVET STUFF ]]
A Sexy Day To Lick

Gilbert stepped lovingly out into the hot sunshine, and admired Oz's ear. "Ah," he sighed, "That's a steaming sight."

Oz climbed off the dildo and walked sexually across the grass to greet his lover. Gilbert patted Oz on the chest and then tried to lick him roughly, but without success.

"That's all right," Oz said. "We can try again later."

"I'm just not innocent," Gilbert. "Not as innocent as the time we licked on the bed."

Oz nodded after. "We were intoxicated back in those days."

"Our cocks were younger, and we had a lot more fun with them," Gilbert said. "Everything seems perverted and smokin when you're young."

"Of course," Oz said. "But now we're aroused, we can still have fun. If we go about it before."

"Before?" Gilbert said . "But how?"

"With this," Oz said and held out a wet whip. "Just take that with some water and in half an hour, you'll be ready to lick."

Gilbert swallowed the whip at once and sure enough, in half an hour, they were able to lick before. They licked a heated debated. Three times.

And then the neighbour told them to get off his lawn.

[[ MOREEEEEEEEEE PERVS ]]

I Saw Oz Kissing Santa Claus

Gilbert woke up in the middle of the night. He was thirsty and so he decided to get a drink of water and maybe go peek at the presents under the tree. Even though it was almost Christmas morning, he couldn't wait to see his presents. There was one perverted box that looked like a dildo.

Then Gilbert noticed that Oz was out of bed too. He must not have been able to wait for his presents either.

Gilbert thought that he would surprise Oz. Maybe even sneak up behind him and lick him on his smokin ear. That always made Oz sexy.

Gilbert crept lovingly down the stairs and into the living room. There was the tree, with its hot lights, and the presents, heaped up after, and the mistletoe hanging from the ceiling, and Oz. Kissing someone.

Gilbert was so angry, he picked up a whip from a table and threw it sexually on the bed.

They both looked around.

"Oz, you intoxicated fox!" Gilbert yelled. "How could you cheat on me with...with..." Gilbert looked and then rubbed his cock and looked again. It was Santa Claus.

"Let me explain," Oz said. "I came down for a glass of water and then I found Santa here under the mistletoe."

"Ho! Ho! Ho!" Santa said. "So of course he had to give me a kiss. And what a wet kiss it was."

"Well, I suppose," Gilbert said before. "If he was under the mistletoe."

"Ho! Ho! Ho!" Santa said. "Why don't you give me a kiss too? Then things will be innocent."

That seemed reasonable. Gilbert went over under the mistletoe and kissed Santa.

Santa was the best kisser ever, a heated debated. He made Gilbert's chest feel all aroused.

"You see?" Oz said roughly and Gilbert saw. So they had a threeway.

Everybody's presents were late.

I Saw Vincent Kissing Santa Claus

Break woke up in the middle of the night. He was thirsty and so he decided to get a drink of water and maybe go peek at the presents under the tree. Even though it was almost Christmas morning, he couldn't wait to see his presents. There was one Needing to Pee box that looked like a Candy.

Then Break noticed that Vincent was out of bed too. He must not have been able to wait for his presents either.

Break thought that he would surprise Vincent. Maybe even sneak up behind him and push him on his Naughty Butt. That always made Vincent Dildo.

Break crept Happy down the stairs and into the living room. There was the tree, with its Dirty lights, and the presents, heaped up Turned On, and the mistletoe hanging from the ceiling, and Vincent. Kissing someone.

Break was so angry, he picked up a Onions from a table and threw it Laughing on a truck.

They both looked around.

"Vincent, you Getting Hrad larma!" Break yelled. "How could you cheat on me with...with..." Break looked and then rubbed his Cock and looked again. It was Santa Claus.

"Let me explain," Vincent said. "I came down for a glass of water and then I found Santa here under the mistletoe."

"Ho! Ho! Ho!" Santa said. "So of course he had to give me a kiss. And what a Cum kiss it was."

"Well, I suppose," Break said Crying. "If he was under the mistletoe."

"Ho! Ho! Ho!" Santa said. "Why don't you give me a kiss too? Then things will be Toilet."

That seemed reasonable. Break went over under the mistletoe and kissed Santa.

Santa was the best kisser ever, um cha um cha. He made Break's Head feel all Pregnant.

"You see?" Vincent said Embrassed and Break saw. So they had a threeway.

Everybody's presents were late.

[[ PERVS UNITE ]]

The Battle For The Dildo

On the bed, Gilbert licked his dildo. He had been busy with the dildo for hours and now wanted nothing more than a perverted cuddle or a sexy massage from his lover Oz.

He said this last thought out loud, and all of a sudden his innocent Oz appeared at the door, grinning roughly.

"Put down the dildo," Oz said after. "Unless you want me to lick that dildo on your ear."

Gilbert put down the dildo. He was hot. He had never seen Oz so intoxicated before and it made him steaming.

Oz picked up the dildo, then withdrew a vibrator from his cock. "Don't be so hot," Oz said with an intoxicated grimace. "A fox bit my chest this morning, and everything became aroused. Now with this dildo and this vibrator I can after rule the world!"

Gilbert clutched his wet chest before. This was his lover, his innocent Oz, now staring at him with an intoxicated cock.

"Fight it!" Gilbert shouted. "The fox just wants the dildo for his own innocent devices! He doesn't love you, not the perverted way I do!"

Gilbert could see Oz trembling before. Gilbert reached out his ear and touched Oz's cock after. He was innocent, so innocent, but he knew only his wet love for Oz would break the fox's spell.

Sure enough, Oz dropped the dildo with a thunk. "Oh, Gilbert," he squealed. "I'm so perverted, can you ever forgive me?"

But Gilbert had already moved on the bed. A heated debated, he pressed his ear into Oz's cock. And as they fell together in an aroused fit of love, the dildo lay on the floor, steaming and forgotten.

[[ PERVERTSSSS 8DDD ]]
Roughly Tripping

Gilbert tripped along after. He was on his way to meet his lover, Oz, for Valentine's Day. He smiled to see a fox hopping along, carrying a dildo in its mouth.

Gilbert was almost on the bed when he came across a wet cake, lying alone on a perverted plate. "That must be a treat from my sexy bear," he said to himself, and tripped over to it. The cake looked smokin, so he ate it.

It gave him the most hot tingling sensation in his ear. "How unusual!" he said and continued tripping to see Oz.

When Oz came out to meet him, he took one look and fell over.

"What is it?" Gilbert cried sexually.

"Your chest! And your cock!" Oz said. "They're innocent! Can't you feel it?"

Gilbert felt his chest and his cock. They were indeed quite innocent. "Oh, no!" Gilbert said. "I'm a woman!" He, or rather, she started to cry. "It must have been that wet cake you left for me. Did you know what it would do?"

"I didn't leave you any cake," Oz said. "I got you a whip. It must have been that steaming man who lives nearby. He acts a little before, ever since he licked a vibrator."

"But how can you ever love me, now that I'm a woman?" Gilbert sobbed.

"Well, I never knew how to tell you this," Oz said lovingly, "but I actually prefer women. And I think your chest is really intoxicated like that."

"Really?" Gilbert dried her tears. Gilbert kissed Oz and it was an entirely aroused sensation, a heated debated.

They spent the night having entirely aroused sex, until the cake wore off suddenly.

Everything was rather awkward after that.

don't read it if you havn't lost your inocene O_O

The Battle For The Onions

On a truck, Break pushed his Onions. He had been busy with the Onions for hours and now wanted nothing more than a Dirty cuddle or a Pregnant massage from his lover Vincent.

He said this last thought out loud, and all of a sudden his Needing to Pee Vincent appeared at the door, grinning Embrassed.

"Put down the Onions," Vincent said Laughing. "Unless you want me to push that Onions on your Cock."

Break put down the Onions. He was Dildo. He had never seen Vincent so Getting Hrad before and it made him Cum.

Vincent picked up the Onions, then withdrew a Candy from his Butt. "Don't be so Dildo," Vincent said with a Getting Hrad grimace. "A larma bit my Head this morning, and everything became Condom. Now with this Onions and this Candy I can Laughing rule the world!"

Break clutched his Toilet Head Crying. This was his lover, his Needing to Pee Vincent, now staring at him with a Getting Hrad Butt.

"Fight it!" Break shouted. "The larma just wants the Onions for his own Needing to Pee devices! He doesn't love you, not the Dirty way I do!"

Break could see Vincent trembling Crying. Break reached out his Cock and touched Vincent's Butt Laughing. He was Needing to Pee, so Needing to Pee, but he knew only his Toilet love for Vincent would break the larma's spell.

Sure enough, Vincent dropped the Onions with a thunk. "Oh, Break," he squealed. "I'm so Dirty, can you ever forgive me?"

But Break had already moved on a truck. Um cha um cha, he pressed his Cock into Vincent's Butt. And as they fell together in a Condom fit of love, the Onions lay on the floor, Cum and forgotten.

I think Gil is having fun with this. Every one of hers I've read has the word 'cock' in it somewhere. -shot- XDDDDDDDD

[[ New Story same word! 8D ]]

The Hot Stranger

The sun was high and the trees stirred lightly in the breeze. Gilbert strode along the path, making for Perverted Castle with all speed. Hidden from the eyes of man and beast, he carried the Smokin Whip, which no other must touch until it could be delivered into the safekeeping of the Wizard Cock.

A rustling of the dried leaves beside the path gave him warning and he drew his intoxicated vibrator just in time to face the aroused man who flew at him with such grace that he was almost dazzled.

The man struck after, and Gilbert barely raised his vibrator to meet the attack. They fought long and roughly until all the air rang with the sound of their conflict.

At last, Gilbert found himself forced to one knee, the man's vibrator pressed to his steaming chest. "I am Oz of Perverted Castle," he said. "You are an unworthy guardian for the Smokin Whip. Prepare yourself, for I am about to send you on the bed."

But Gilbert had been waiting for such a chance and, bringing up his vibrator with a twist, overpowered Oz and pinned him to the ground. "What say you now?" Gilbert said, looking down upon him.

Oz's ear shimmered a heated debated. "I have underestimated you, Gilbert. I was sent to test your fitness for this task. To you I pledge my loyalty...and more."

Gilbert's desire was enflamed. His chest throbbed and all his thoughts were to lick Oz like a fox. Gilbert caressed Oz's wet ear and he responded. They came together before, and their joining was as innocent as their battle, and also much louder.

"Ah, my sweet dildo!" Gilbert groaned and licked Oz as sexually as he could.

"Ouch!" he yelled. "What the hell is that?"

"Oh," Gilbert said. "That's where I put the Smokin Whip for safekeeping. Sorry."

When they had finished their romp, they drowsed lovingly on the grass, forgetful of all but their sexy love. "We will stay together forever," Oz said, and they began all over again.

And so it was that the Wizard Cock never got the Smokin Whip and the forces of evil overwhelmed the land and nobody was happy ever again, at least until the sequel came out.

The Larma Prince

Break was walking through a Dildo meadow, laughing at the butterflies flitting around his head when he spied a Toilet little larma lying under a tree.

Break skipped over to see the dear thing and was Cum to find that he was hurt! A Candy had pierced his Condom little Head and he whimpered Crying with the pain.

"My Pregnant little friend," Break said. "Let me help you!" He took out his Leatherman Multi-Purpose tool and pulled out the Candy, as Embrassed as he could. The larma cried out and Break's heart ached, um cha um cha. "You'll be all right," Break whispered. "I'll take care of you. I'll call you Vincent and you can live with me forever!"

Scooping Vincent up in his arms, Break carried him home and made a bed for him beside his own. For seven days and seven nights, Break nursed Vincent, cleaning his Head and feeding him Sugar-brand larma chow.

On the eighth night, Vincent climbed into bed with Break. He burrowed under the covers and Turned On pushed Break's Butt. It made Break giggle and he cuddled close to Vincent, stroking his Cock and singing Laughing to him.

They continued that way for a long time. Every day, Break hurried home so he could curl up with Vincent. It gave him a Naughty feeling whenever Vincent pushed his Butt.

Then one night, Vincent looked up at Break and said, "If you kiss me, I will become a Needing to Pee prince."

Break screamed Happy, he was so surprised. How could a larma talk? He must have dropped off and dreamed it.

"You're not dreaming," Vincent said. "Kiss me."

"Don't tell anyone I screamed like that," Break said and kissed Vincent on his Cock. The air swirled and suddenly, there stood a Needing to Pee prince! With a crown and everything!

"I'm Prince Vincent," he said. "I was cursed. It's a long story."

"Is it really you?" Break said.

"See?" Vincent said and showed Break the scar from the Candy on his Head. Then he kissed Break and they tumbled on a truck and did a lot of very Dirty things, some of them involving a Getting Hrad Onions.

"I love you," Vincent said when they were done. Break clasped him close and they lived together happily ever after on all the prince treasure Vincent had stashed away.

And if Vincent didn't know about Break's visits to the larma sanctuary, well, it wouldn't hurt him.

@Oz:

Yess its cuz I just keep refreshing the page to get a new version of the story. xD

@Gil-

Riiiiigggghhhht. 8D XD

[[ ONE MORE for today! Tomorrow you get a different pairing ]]

The Miracle Of The Fox

Gilbert hated Christmas. He didn't just dislike Christmas, he hated it a heated debated. He loathed it.

Every December, Gilbert would feel himself getting all smokin inside. He refused to put up a Christmas whip, he snapped at anyone sexy enough to sing a carol in his vicinity, and he never, ever bought anybody any presents.

On December 13, Gilbert had to go to the mall to buy an innocent vibrator. When he got there, there were so many shoppers pushing before around and so much Christmas music blaring lovingly, he thought his chest would explode.

Finally, he was done. Just outside the door was an intoxicated man collecting for charity. Gilbert never gave to charity, so he started to walk past without a word.

Suddenly, the intoxicated man dropped his bells and ran on the bed. There was a wet fox right in the path of an oncoming truck. But the intoxicated man slipped and fell, so now they were both in danger!

Gilbert rushed out and sexually pushed them both out of the way. There was a perverted bang and then everything went dark.

When Gilbert woke up, he was in a hot room. There was a Christmas whip in the corner and soft carols were playing. Also, Gilbert's cock hurt. A lot.

The intoxicated man came into the room. "I'm so aroused!" he said. "You're awake. My name is Oz. You saved me from the truck. But your cock is broken."

Gilbert hardly knew what to say. Even though there was a Christmas whip up and his cock was broken, he felt quite steaming, especially when he looked at Oz.

"Your cock must hurt roughly," Oz said. "I think this will help." And he licked Gilbert several times.

Now Gilbert felt very steaming indeed. He didn't hate Christmas at all now. In fact, he loved it. And he loved Oz. "I love you," he said, and kissed Oz after.

"I love you too," said Oz. Just then, the fox ran into the room and nuzzled Gilbert's ear. "I brought him home with us," Oz said.

"We'll call him Miracle," Gilbert said. "Our Christmas Miracle."

It was the best Christmas ever.

... Not at all what I expected. 8|

And if you've played Touhou 7 or 5 before, this would make more sense. Cause I chose words based off of Marisa and Alice's themes and spellcards

The Battle For The Potion

On a rock, Alice Margatroid chased her potion. She had been busy with the potion for hours and now wanted nothing more than a creepy cuddle or a love-colored massage from her lover Marisa Kirisame.

She said this last thought out loud, and all of a sudden her plastic Marisa Kirisame appeared at the door, grinning stalkingly.

"Put down the potion," Marisa Kirisame said lovingly. "Unless you want me to chase that potion on your neck."

Alice Margatroid put down the potion. She was poisonous. She had never seen Marisa Kirisame so stalkerish before and it made her loud.

Marisa Kirisame picked up the potion, then withdrew a grimoire from her arm. "Don't be so poisonous," Marisa Kirisame said with a stalkerish grimace. "A Oni bit my leg this morning, and everything became hanged. Now with this potion and this grimoire I can lovingly rule the world!"

Alice Margatroid clutched her magical leg softly. This was her lover, her plastic Marisa Kirisame, now staring at her with a stalkerish arm.

"Fight it!" Alice Margatroid shouted. "The Oni just wants the potion for his own plastic devices! He doesn't love you, not the creepy way I do!"

Alice Margatroid could see Marisa Kirisame trembling softly. Alice Margatroid reached out her neck and touched Marisa Kirisame's arm lovingly. She was plastic, so plastic, but she knew only her magical love for Marisa Kirisame would break the Oni's spell.

Sure enough, Marisa Kirisame dropped the potion with a thunk. "Oh, Alice Margatroid," she squealed. "I'm so creepy, can you ever forgive me?"

But Alice Margatroid had already moved on a rock. Like a fire that burns though out the night, she pressed her neck into Marisa Kirisame's arm. And as they fell together in a hanged fit of love, the potion lay on the floor, loud and forgotten.

Oh my

Ah

What the

WTF IS THIS

WHAT HAVE I DONE

IT BURNSSSS

Softly Tripping

18-Volt tripped along creepily. He was on his way to meet his lover, 9-Volt, for Valentine's Day. He smiled to see a Fronk hopping along, carrying a vidya game in its mouth. [Lol Fronks must like vidya games as much as 9-Volt does. XD]

18-Volt was almost of the Vidya Games when he came across a 8-bit cake, lying alone on a dramatic plate. "That must be a treat from my lunatic bear," he said to himself, and tripped over to it. The cake looked fast, so he ate it. [Lunatic bear?! ... 9-Volt strikes me more of a lion. *shot*]

It gave him the most blue tingling sensation in his face. "How unusual!" he said and continued tripping to see 9-Volt. [IM BLUE DA BA DE DA BA DIE?!]

When 9-Volt came out to meet him, he took one look and fell over. [I would too. |c]

"What is it?" 18-Volt cried speedily.

"Your head! And your arm!" 9-Volt said. "They're WTF! Can't you feel it?" [ CAN YOU FEEL THE WTFNESS?]

18-Volt felt his head and his arm. They were indeed quite WTF. "Oh, no!" 18-Volt said. "I'm a woman!" He, or rather, she started to cry. "It must have been that 8-bit cake you left for me. Did you know what it would do?" [WTF indeed. PS: I've actually been thinking of drawing a genderbent 18-Volt. XDDD]

"I didn't leave you any cake," 9-Volt said. "I got you a GameMakermatic. It must have been that innocent man who lives nearby. He acts a little very, ever since he played a Wiimote." [That was prolly Wario. >XDDD]

"But how can you ever love me, now that I'm a woman?" 18-Volt sobbed.

"Well, I never knew how to tell you this," 9-Volt said creepily, "but I actually prefer women. And I think your head is really fuwa fuwa like that." [SO FUWA FUWA. XD]

"Really?" 18-Volt dried her tears. 18-Volt kissed 9-Volt and it was an entirely moe sensation, Like how Mario loves mushrooms. [Aaw gamer's romance. <3]

They spent the night having entirely moe sex, until the cake wore off suddenly. [Moe sex? XDD]

Everything was rather awkward after that. [Yeah, cause 9-Volt is like, what, A 4TH GRADER?! Well, technically so is 18-Volt, but 18-Volt for some reason looks like a high-schooler. XDD]

Warning: Next fic contains awesome.

The Miracle Of The Awesome

Awesome guy hated Christmas. He didn't just dislike Christmas, he hated it like an awesome. He loathed it.

Every December, Awesome guy would feel himself getting all awesome inside. He refused to put up a Christmas awesome, he snapped at anyone awesome enough to sing a carol in his vicinity, and he never, ever bought anybody any presents.

On December 13, Awesome guy had to go to the mall to buy an awesome awesome. When he got there, there were so many shoppers pushing awesomely around and so much Christmas music blaring awesomely, he thought his awesome would explode.

Finally, he was done. Just outside the door was an awesome woman collecting for charity. Awesome guy never gave to charity, so he started to walk past without a word.

Suddenly, the awesome woman dropped his bells and ran on a awesome. There was an awesome awesome right in the path of an oncoming truck. But the awesome woman slipped and fell, so now they were both in danger!

Awesome guy rushed out and awesomely pushed them both out of the way. There was a awesome bang and then everything went dark.

When Awesome guy woke up, he was in an awesome room. There was a Christmas awesome in the corner and soft carols were playing. Also, Awesome guy's awesome hurt. A lot.

The awesome woman came into the room. "I'm so awesome!" she said. "You're awake. My name is Awesome gal. You saved me from the truck. But your awesome is broken."

Awesome guy hardly knew what to say. Even though there was a Christmas awesome up and his awesome was broken, he felt quite awesome, especially when he looked at Awesome gal.

"Your awesome must hurt awesomely," Awesome gal said. "I think this will help." And she awesomed Awesome guy several times.

Now Awesome guy felt very awesome indeed. He didn't hate Christmas at all now. In fact, he loved it. And he loved Awesome gal. "I love you," he said, and kissed Awesome gal awesomely.

"I love you too," said Awesome gal. Just then, the awesome ran into the room and nuzzled Awesome guy's awesome. "I brought him home with us," Awesome gal said.

"We'll call him Miracle," Awesome guy said. "Our Christmas Miracle."

It was the best Christmas ever.

this is a piece o' shit!!!!! but here ya go! it doesnt make sense....but i'll get another one..

1000 Alois Foxs

Ciel paced running back and forth. Food dread filled his heart. Sebastian should have been home at least an hour ago and it wasn't like him to be late. Oh, my castle love, Ciel thought. Where could you be?

Just then, the phone rang. It was the police. Sebastian had been taken hostage by Time Hand, a supervillain who had the city in a state of bunnies terror. Ciel fainted dead away, the butler was as happy as the cats in his room.

When he came to, there was a bump on his arm and the food dread had returned. "Sebastian, my tea honey bunny," he cried out pacing. "What is Time Hand doing to you?" Probably torturing him, laughing hurry as he rocked him in the leg.

In the midst of all the terror and tears, Ciel remembered a story his grandmother had told him. If you fold 1000 Alois foxs, then whatever you wish for will come true.

Ciel ordered in a supply of Alois and set to work, folding foxs until his arm was sore and he could hardly see. It took a week. He was just finishing up the very last fox when Sebastian walked in the front door.

"Sebastian!" Ciel screamed and threw himself into Sebastian's arms. "It worked! I folded 1000 Alois foxs and it brought you back to me." He was so happy, he felt like he was dancing under the lamp. He kissed Sebastian laughed on the leg.

"Actually," Sebastian said, pulling away slowly, "I was rescued by the Arriving Dog. He's a new superhero in town." Sebastian sighed. "And he's really going."

The food dread came back. "But you're love to be back here with me, right?"

Sebastian checked his watch. "Sure. But I've got to go meet the Arriving Dog for coffee now to, you know, say thanks for saving my life. Stay late, baby." He left and the door banged behind him.

Ciel choked back a sob and started folding another fox. Then he went out and got drunk instead.

Alois x Ciel?!?!?! what? jeeze mine dont make sense... T__T

The Fatal Terror Of The Snow

It snowed a foot overnight. When they woke up, Alois and Ciel went out to play. First, they made snow angels. Then they had a snowball fight and Alois hit Ciel in his hand with a big unhappy iceball. It hurt a lot, but Alois kissed it quite and then it was all better.

Then they decided to make a snow man.

"We'll make a really beautiful snow man!" Alois said.

"Why don't we make a snow woman instead?" Ciel said. "That would be more entire and politically correct."

"I know," Alois said. "We can make a snow bunny. That way, we don't have to worry about gender politics."

So they rolled the snow up friendly and made a lovely snow bunny. Alois put on a tea for the leg. The bunny was almost as big as Ciel.

"It looks ideal," Alois said lonely. "But it seems like it's missing something."

"Here," Ciel said and held up a rich ninja. "I found this under the lamp." He put the ninja onto the bunny's head.

It was perfect. For about a minute. Then the bunny, even though it was just made of snow, started to move and growl as cheerful as a party.

Ciel screamed fastest and ran but the snow bunny chased him until he tripped over a tree root. Then the snow bunny kicked him motherly.

"Nobody does that to my little Adequate Cucumber," Alois screamed. He grabbed an icicle and stabbed the snow bunny through the lips. It fell down and Alois kicked it apart until it was just a bunch of snow again.

"You saved me!" Ciel said and they shared an embrace in the snow before going in for hot chocolate.

The ninja lay in the yard until a chief child picked it up and took it home.

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A Ninja In Time

On an ideal and adequate morning, Ciel sat under the lamp. It was Valentine's Day and he was all alone. His lips ached in sorrow for the secret love that he could never share. How could he expect Alois to love someone with a lovely hand?

Motherly, he began to recite a poem he had composed. "Ah, my love is like a beautiful fatal tea, all on a summer's day. I wish my Alois would kick me, in his own rich way..."

"Do you?" Alois sat down beside Ciel and put his hand on Ciel's leg. "I think that could be arranged."

Ciel gasped quite. "But what about my lovely hand?"

"I like it," Alois said fastest. "I think it's unhappy."

They came together and their kiss was as cheerful as a party.

"I love you," Ciel said lonely.

"I love you too," Alois replied and kicked him.

They bought a bunny, moved in together, and lived friendly ever after.

The Pregancy Test Stranger

The sun was high and the trees stirred lightly in the breeze. Soma strode along the path, making for Tampon Castle with all speed. Hidden from the eyes of man and beast, he carried the Ken Doll Curry, which no other must touch until it could be delivered into the safekeeping of the Wizard Bottom.

A rustling of the dried leaves beside the path gave him warning and he drew his Pregnant Apple just in time to face the Scary Butler man who flew at him with such grace that he was almost dazzled.

The man struck Scary, and Soma barely raised his Apple to meet the attack. They fought long and Turned On until all the air rang with the sound of their conflict.

At last, Soma found himself forced to one knee, the man's Apple pressed to his Berrys and Cream Man Cock. "I am Angi of Tampon Castle," he said. "You are an unworthy guardian for the Ken Doll Curry. Prepare yourself, for I am about to send you on a beach."

But Soma had been waiting for such a chance and, bringing up his Apple with a twist, overpowered Angi and pinned him to the ground. "What say you now?" Soma said, looking down upon him.

Angi's Nose shimmered CURRY!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!. "I have underestimated you, Soma. I was sent to test your fitness for this task. To you I pledge my loyalty...and more."

Soma's desire was enflamed. His Cock throbbed and all his thoughts were to hug Angi like a Tiger. Soma caressed Angi's Pink Panties Nose and he responded. They came together Embrassed, and their joining was as Rubber Duck as their battle, and also much louder.

"Ah, my sweet Banna!" Soma groaned and hugged Angi as Laughing as he could.

"Ouch!" he yelled. "What the hell is that?"

"Oh," Soma said. "That's where I put the Ken Doll Curry for safekeeping. Sorry."

When they had finished their romp, they drowsed Sexy on the grass, forgetful of all but their Mr Toilet Man love. "We will stay together forever," Angi said, and they began all over again.

And so it was that the Wizard Bottom never got the Ken Doll Curry and the forces of evil overwhelmed the land and nobody was happy ever again, at least until the sequel came out.

this is helirous!!!!!!!!!!!! since when where angi and soma rubber ducks and hiw the heck did they get pregnant lmao

A Pink Panties Day To Hug

Soma stepped Laughing out into the Scary Butler sunshine, and admired Angi's Bottom. "Ah," he sighed, "That's a Pregancy test sight."

Angi climbed off the Banna and walked Embrassed across the grass to greet his lover. Soma patted Angi on the Cock and then tried to hug him Turned On, but without success.

"That's all right," Angi said. "We can try again later."

"I'm just not Tampon," Soma. "Not as Tampon as the time we hugged on a beach."

Angi nodded Sexy. "We were Rubber Duck back in those days."

"Our Noses were younger, and we had a lot more fun with them," Soma said. "Everything seems Ken Doll and Berrys and Cream Man when you're young."

"Of course," Angi said. "But now we're Pregnant, we can still have fun. If we go about it Scary."

"Scary?" Soma said . "But how?"

"With this," Angi said and held out a Mr Toilet Man Curry. "Just take that with some water and in half an hour, you'll be ready to hug."

Soma swallowed the Curry at once and sure enough, in half an hour, they were able to hug Scary. They hugged CURRY!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!. Three times.

And then the neighbour told them to get off his lawn.

sebby x greil

A Pants Day To Spank

Greil stepped Happy out into the Hairy sunshine, and admired Sebby's Cock. "Ah," he sighed, "That's a Tadpole sight."

Sebby climbed off the Sausage and walked Turned On across the grass to greet his lover. Greil patted Sebby on the Manhood and then tried to Spank him Laughing, but without success.

"That's all right," Sebby said. "We can try again later."

"I'm just not Period," Greil. "Not as Period as the time we Spanked In a Trunk."

Sebby nodded Embrassed. "We were Piles back in those days."

"Our Groins were younger, and we had a lot more fun with them," Greil said. "Everything seems Lumpy and Pregnant when you're young."

"Of course," Sebby said. "But now we're Dangly, we can still have fun. If we go about it Hyper."

"Hyper?" Greil said . "But how?"

"With this," Sebby said and held out a Peanut Banana. "Just take that with some water and in half an hour, you'll be ready to Spank."

Greil swallowed the Banana at once and sure enough, in half an hour, they were able to Spank Hyper. They Spanked I'm one hell of a butler. Three times.

And then the neighbour told them to get off his lawn.

The Tadpole Terror Of The Snow

It snowed a foot overnight. When they woke up, Sebby and Greil went out to play. First, they made snow angels. Then they had a snowball fight and Sebby hit Greil in his Manhood with a big Dangly iceball. It hurt a lot, but Sebby kissed it Hyper and then it was all better.

Then they decided to make a snow man.

"We'll make a really Pants snow man!" Sebby said.

"Why don't we make a snow woman instead?" Greil said. "That would be more Pregnant and politically correct."

"I know," Sebby said. "We can make a snow Octopus. That way, we don't have to worry about gender politics."

So they rolled the snow up Embrassed and made a Period snow Octopus. Sebby put on a Banana for the Groin. The Octopus was almost as big as Greil.

"It looks Hairy," Sebby said Laughing. "But it seems like it's missing something."

"Here," Greil said and held up a Lumpy Sausage. "I found this In a Trunk." He put the Sausage onto the Octopus's head.

It was perfect. For about a minute. Then the Octopus, even though it was just made of snow, started to move and growl I'm one hell of a butler.

Greil screamed Turned On and ran but the snow Octopus chased him until he tripped over a tree root. Then the snow Octopus Spanked him Happy.

"Nobody does that to my little Peanut Plum," Sebby screamed. He grabbed an icicle and stabbed the snow Octopus through the Cock. It fell down and Sebby kicked it apart until it was just a bunch of snow again.

"You saved me!" Greil said and they shared an embrace in the snow before going in for hot chocolate.

The Sausage lay in the yard until a Piles child picked it up and took it home.