Werid Dreams

I dreamed I was kidnapped by Team Rocket on a magical, flying pirate ship. They spoon fed me terriyaki steak and forced me to read James' furry doujin.

D8

I think... I think last night my dream had something to do with Elliot. He was sitting at a desk, in a really spiffy suit, shouting at people, with a phone clenched in his fist. I'm pretty sure he worked in an office building and that I was trying to talk to him (When I look back at it he was either a receptionist or a secretary..) but he kept screaming his head off both into the phone and at people walking by... and in cubicles behind him? I'm not sure, I can't quite remember...

@Oz: Oh dear. D8
@Itera: ...LOL? XDD

@Oz:

LOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOL @ both dreams.

The other night I dreamed I was on a roller coaster while being forced to eat artichokes by Kaiba. Then I had to go to Sandy Cheeks' funeral located at an underwater Taco Bell that was infested with termites.

Last night I dreamed I was staying over at my friend's demon infested house. It was creepy. o.o

Last night I dreamed that Austria had horrible gas problems. He was at a park and started farting uncontrollably (but they sounded like ducks quacking...). Then Ashton Kutcher was there.

I told my friend about this (she's a huge fangirl/ Hungary cosplayer) and she just gave me this ಠ_ಠ face which turned into a whimper that I'm not sure was crying or laughing. She said it was both. xDDD

@Oz: PFFFTTTT BAHAHAHAHAHA XDDDD

The other day I had a nightmare...

I was in my house and my mom and I were cooking and then on the news I hear these robbers going around in our neighborhood stealing and/or killing people. I freak out and I locked the door. My mom was like, "Oh don't worry they won't come inside!" And unlocked the door. But I locked it again and said, "NO. KEEP IT LOCKED." Then I see a rainbow wig running towards our door. Yeah the robbers had clown masks and rainbow wigs on. They tried opening our door and they kept banging on it too. I totally forgot about locking the patio door so I booked it to the patio door and locked it before the robber got there. Then I yelled, "HIDE!!!" And I hide in my kitchen and then my mom was like, "Are you sure they're robbers? And she was about to unlock the door and I was screamed at my mom, "NO MOM. HIDE!!!!!!!!!!" I grabbed her hand and made her sit her ass down. XD Then the robbers gave up and they went to my next door neighbors house. I was freakin relieved, but I stayed in the kitchen and so did my mom. Then later I saw my patio door opened and so I ran over and tried to lock it, but it wasn't working. Then one of the robbers jumped over the fence and started running towards the patio door. Right before the robber was about to pull the handle the door FINALLY locked. Then my dream ended there. When I woke up I was breathing so hard as if I just ran 10 miles. o______o

To be honest, I can see my mom doing what she did in my dream.

Last night I had another one too.
I was taking care of my dogs and then I see one of the guys that are in my neighborhood and he said, "Don't move." Holding a BB gun. I stand up and then his sister walked in and she was holding a BB gun too. Then they 'shot' me and I was unconcious. I woke up at my house and my sister tells me that one of the dogs were missing. The next day the guy gave us our missing dog and he said, "We kidnapped your dog because he was too loud." Then my dream ended there.

WTF..... o_____o

@Will-

Your first dream was scary! It's even worse that the robbers are clowns. D:

You're second dream...haha what? xDD He should have gotten your dog a muzzle instead.

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Last night's nightmare was the French Revolution's fault. I dreamed that Maximilian Robespierre was trying to get me to the guillotine.

I should tell my World History teacher. xDDD

@Oz: Haha I know right? XDD
XDD

Last night's dream was all WTF-ness.
I was at my school and I was with a bunch of other people. Apparently I was on a mission to infiltrate the school. Also I was cosplaying too. (But I forgot who). I walked in by the front door and went upstairs. (Doesn't sound like infiltrating to me. XD ) Then a police officer came in and was looking for me. He started going upstairs and followed me and I was running away. He had such a creepy face on while he was chasing me. TAT Eventually I was out of the building again and then EVERYONE in my school came out and they all had pitchforks and all these sharp weapons. They were after me. TAT I ran and I saw some characters from Ao no Exorcist and they helped me out. I was running out of energy and someone was about to get me until I woke up.

WHAT IS UP WITH ALL THESE SCARY DREAMS!?!?! TAT

I finally remembered a dream again! 8D It wasn't a good one though..

I dreamed that I was on a really crowded train, unsure of my destination. All I had was my suitcase and a random banana. The people on the train were really loud, obnoxious, and smelly. It was awful. After a while the train comes to a stop at a grassy park leading to a city. I'm literally pushed off and land face first in a small hole. Some one pulls me out and it's a guy friend from school along with Mikado and Kida. They steal my suitcase, eat my banana, then throw a card board cut out of Obama at me. Kida said it would 'make me feel more at home' because I was in Japan now.

We walk into the city, go down an alley way and end up in this rectangular dead end with a small power shed on the side. Mikado goes bat shit insane for some reason, pulls out a gun and starts firing it everywhere. This summons a bunch of thugs + Seishin and Justin Beiber (in beaver form) who are all upset at me and attack. Seishin was the only one who explained his reason, which was because I ditched him at Home Depot. Mikado shoots some guy in the crotch that starts an even bigger riot. Izaya comes out of no where, saves me and the rest of the city, then lets me know that I owe him my life. I was scared and didn't want to sell my soul, so I attempted to leave. He just casually followed me, skipping along like it wasn't creepy at all. Then I had this in depth talk with him about psychological stuff. The last thing I remember was having the strong urge to watch Hey Arnold.

@Oz:

Oz Vessalius wrote:

They steal my suitcase, eat my banana, then throw a card board cut out of Obama at me. Kida said it would 'make me feel more at home' because I was in Japan now.

This summons a bunch of thugs + Seishin and Justin Beiber (in beaver form)

LOL WUUUUT. XDDD

PFTTTT BAHAHAHAHAHAHAAAA XDDDD

I had this weird dream that I went out at 11 at night, walked across the street, sat on a chair, and started singing. This police stopped and yelled at me and I went home. Then later I had to walk my dog. The police guy started yelling at me to stop drinking and partying this late even though I was walking my dog.... o__O I explained to him that I was just walking my dog since my dog had to go really bad, but he kept yelling at me that it was past my curfew and to stop going to parties and drinking even though I haven't done any of that. Then I screamed at him that I wasn't doing any of that and started ranting and then he said, "Oh.........ok........ o______o "

Then later I had a dream that I was at a birthday party, but it was in a horse stall. WUUT.

Kinda long arse dream ahead....

So I was out in the mountains and hanging out with my friends even though I have never seen them before. We were staying at a hotel. All of a sudden a group of people randomly turned into zombies and start eating everyone around them or making them into a zombie. Me and my friend run out of the hotel and hide. We find some survivors as well. We couldn't fight them at all since we didn't have any weapons and were weak at combat. We had to go back into our hotel to get something (maybe our luggage?) and we tried to sneak in. There were some non-zombie people in there, but they were helping the zombies.... o__o We succesfully got in a room, but it wasn't our room. It was my friend's room that was already a zombie. We had to find something, but then she popped out of nowhere and we ran out and hid. I hid in a bathroom while my friend ran outside. They knew I was in the bathroom and I tried using 'powers' by going through the wall, but instead I just booked it and ran outside somehow where my friend was. We kept running and running and the zombies gave up. We hid and camped out in a random forest. The next day some random guy joined us (but he was a good guy) and then we all started going to Utah because apparently Utah was walking distance for us. We spotted a zombie at a house, but we just walked by it. We acted like we were roof workers. (wtf) We worked on a random house while the zombie stared at us. Then a party of zombies started to come after us so we started running. We jump into a river and the zombies give up and go back to the hotel. We started walking further and we're already in Utah. I crossed the street and this person almost killed me by running me over. Somehow I jumped over the car though... Then a bunch of random gangsters come up to us and try to kidnap us and we hide AGAIN. Then I over heard them say, "We need that girl to give to the boss." We go to another hotel and everyone is super nice over there. We stayed there for free, but we didn't tell anyone about the zombie invasion. Then we go to the lobby and watch some kids warming up for a soccer game and next to them are little elementary kids dancing. All of the sudden, some of the soccer kids fall down and the rest of them raise their hands up. Then a huge mob boss comes out of the bushes with a huge arse gun shooting some of the soccer kids and elementary kids. Me and my friend were freaking out while the other people were saying, "Oh this always happens...He's going to come to us next." After the person said that, he was right behind us. o____o We went to the ground and had our arms up. He was rambling about how scared we were and why we were scared of him and stuff. Apparently he was talking to me and I didn't say anything. The next day, my friends were all gone and I was the mob boss' maid and I was in a skimpy maid outfit (ew). There were the soccer kids again and the elementary kids again. He shot some of them and he told some of them to go with him. Later we were walking in a huge arse plain. There was a weird plane and the plane was pink and shaped like an ice cream truck. o___o The mob boss heard some noises in the grass and told us to hide. 5 minutes later he was a zombie and he got 5x larger. All of the sudden Darth Vader comes out of nowhere and was talking to the zombie and told us to come out from hiding. We were talking for a while and appparently he was the one that started the zombie invasion. He started a zombie invasion because he wanted me to join him. I agreed to join him unless he would return everyone back and he did. Later I was in a dance class and he was the dance teacher.

WUUUUUUUUUUTTTTT. o________o
I think that weird pink plane was Darth Vader's. XDDDDD

*sorry for triple posting...again..*

Lately I have been having REALLY weird dreams... o_o
So I dreamed that I was on a mission and I was working with the police. We were trying to solve a murder and we went to this insane guy's house. His house was a greenhouse and it was FILLED with plants. It felt like I was in the Amazon... o__o There was a bridge and the 'water' was actually acid and there were weird plants walking around. There was even a pig and a plant mixed together. It was SO weird... Well I crossed the bridge and we saw blood. I looked up and this plant looked like it was ready to eat me so I went on the other side. Then all the plants started attacking and me and my friend hid while the guy was laughing INSANELY. All of the sudden there were hundreds of people in the greenhouse and me and my friend were near some windows so we somehow escaped from there (the windows were really tiny)... We escaped on a waiting boat while everyone in the greenhouse was getting killed by insects. The insane guy could control insects and there were all types of insects and they were trying to get to us. We went to the port and the insane guy was right behind us. We told the cops about the guy and we hid behind there car. The insane guy came and he had insects all over his body and the cops didn't do anything and they were shot. We kept running until we ended up in the greenhouse somehow... We had to fight him and suddenly I was in a maid outfit. o_O Then characters from Shakugan no Shana were there to fight him.

Ugh it was such a gross dream because I hate insects and there were a TON of spiders in my dream as well. *shivers*

@Will: sounds like some pretty interesting dreams ^^;

I had a really odd dream last night... that really makes less and less sense as I think about it. Well certain aspects of it at least. First off, I was in this huge mansion type building, and it was almost as if I were in Hana Kimi or something, or at least at an all boys school. Or rather all asian boys school. Except there were maybe two other girls, but that's besides the point. But pretty much it was a lot of us just goofing around and having fun, and I was taking pictures with this really heavy duty camera... then next thing I know, I'm alone in the house and trying to get out, when I turn around and Ceil Phantomhive is standing behind me, with a coffee mug, and he makes Sebastian escort me out of the house. Right afterwards, a detective and his assistant show up - who remind me of Yuki and Inga from Ungo now that I think of it -, along with my dad, and they're looking for the body of someone who was buried on the property. They immediately start pulling me along, and as they speculate, I tell them that I took pictures of the surroundings. I recall that I kept glancing at a row of bushes at one side of the property, then I dragged them all over there, and told them it looked different from when I had last been there three months ago. Although highly skeptical, they dug down a few feet and found that the ground was shaped downwards like a box had been there recently. (Which makes no sense) I told them that the body must have been there, and they rolled their eyes and told me my sister had been digging their earlier, so it must have been her. of course she shows up right after they say that with a weird little top hat on her head and a shovel, and waves it around and knocks the Inga-like sidekick out.
It turns out the house is/was owned by the Rainsworth family, and that the head of the family, Madame Red (... -_-) is infamous for her teaparties. How so I am unsure. But anyways. There's no proof that she killed anyone, and no one has gone missing, but they assume that someone is dead. So in the end, we're searching for a body that probably doesn't exist.
I don't remember anymore after that, except that I was watching the Quidditch World Cup on TV for a little while, and that Robert Pattinson got arrested for part in the crime.
I'm certain there was much more insanity to it, but most of it isn't clear anymore...

@Itera: Hahaha what an amusing dream XDDD

Wow, the last dream I wrote on here was a month ago.

Recently I haven't been having alot of dreams. :/ I'll have some here and there, but they never really stick out enough for me to remember them.

Last night I dreamed that my cousin was engaged to Justin Bieber. She invited me to go with them to Disney Land for the day to get to know him better before he was accepted into the family. Since he was a celebrity, we didn't have to wait in the over crowded lines and got to the front every time. In the lines of people were some people from my past I'm not particularly fond of so I was like, "Yeah. I know Justin Bieber. What now?". He was actually pretty delightful. We talked for what seemed to be hours. I even told him about the dreams I have where he's a beaver and he found it amusing instead of angering. All was going well until he slipped out to my cousin that he was still seeing Selena Gomez. She broke out into a furious rage and decapitated his head, then paraded it around on a flag pole.

What a lovely dream. D:

I don't remember all the parts of my dreams at all. I just remember snippets of them.

Long ago, there was this one dream with one part that involved riding a horse inside a movie theater with some kind of square-shaped isle. Some policemen noticed, and with the trusty horse, I fled. I think my sister and cousin were there...

Next thing I knew, this old guy was leading me and his granddaughter (Or was it daughter? She looked pretty young) to some trolleys. When me and the girl were in the respective trolleys, the O2Jam interface suddenly flashed on some screen on that trolley.

The dream ended when the guy said "GO!" or something like that, and when I woke up, I was evidently unhappy. (O2Jam was my obsession the time.)

@Oz: Hahahaha wow.. XDDD
@Akkie: Riding a horse in the movie theater??? Wuuut? XD

I've had a lot of weird dreams lately, but I keep forgetting to post them on here. XD

Damn.

I really need to watch Tiger and Bunny soon because I keep having dreams about it. ;;>_> It's a signnn!

Can't remember much of the dream, but it took place in the middle east. Kotetsu and Barnaby were on some kind of war training ground when Spinzaku attacked. It was weird.

Then I had a side dream in which I tried to stop a beheading of one of my friends. Beheading seems to be a reoccurring theme lately.

@Oz Vincent is in your dreams beheading people (again) O.O

Today I had a dream where a man in black approached me and asked me where he is. I told him he was at the park and then he shook his head and told he was in mars and that his superior told him mars have an atmosphere that creates illusions to people about their childhood, desires and stuff.

And then these cops arrested the man and I asked them why and they replied that the man was a pedophile and he acts insane so the children will be caught off-guard.

So I left quickly as possible and then a chain fell down from the sky and then I woke up with my head dizzy...

@Oz: Hahahaha watch it!!! XDDD
@Demios: ...creepy!!!!!!

I had a dream, but I kinda forgot it. ^^"
All I remember was that there were a lot of Naruto characters in it. XD

A few nights ago I had this odd Kuroshitsuji dream where Ciel was screaming, "Alois, why are you humping my leg?!".

That's all I remember. xD Something to do with an Asian super market too.

@Oz: Bahahahaha XDDDDD

I had a bad dream. T_____T
So I was living with my Grandma with both my sisters and my dad (don't know why my mom wasn't in this dream. o_O). Anyways me and my sister went into one of the room and we passed by this family portrait and then suddenly one of the people in the picture had glowing red eyes and me and my sister screamed and ran out of the room. We had to get something in that room, but each time we went in there the picture glowed with red eyes... My sister finally decided to run in and destroy the picture and glass was everywhere. Then the tv turned on by itself and it was that black and white screen (like it was in the Ring movie you know? XD ) and then we ran out of the room and we told our other sister and my dad, but they didn't believe us. Then our Grandma barges in and starts yelling at us and then my dream ended there. It was a scary dream though.. T____T

@Will-

How creepy. D:

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Last night I dreamed about Narnia for some reason.

I dreamed that I went on this epic adventure with the kids and that our journey came to an end. We were standing infront of a door with Aslan and he says, "You're all too old to come back. So, bye.". Lucy starts crying and asks if there's any way she can come back. This angers Aslan and he tries to pimp slap her with his paw while roaring, "Get out of mothaf*cking Narnia, god damnit!".
He forces us out and we end up in a movie theater. I comfort poor Lucy as much as I can, but everyone else was oblivious. We get in some random car outside when Peter looks at me, dead serious and says, "Pasta is horrible for your cholesterol.".

Then I woke up.